Sammy Hagar is the Red Rocker who was thr front man for numerous bands such as: The Fabulous Castiles, Montrose, HSAS, Van Halen, Los Tres Gusanos. Not to mention his initial solo tours and now he plays with the Waboritas.
Now lives in Cabo San Lucas Mexico, invented the "Cabo Wabo" and runs the original Cabo Wabo Cantina in Cabo and also frequents the Tahoe Wabo Cantina in you guessed it, Lake Tahoe.
The Week of October 13th every year he throws a HUGE birthday bash party in Cabo where celeberities such as Michael Anthony, Kenny Chesney, Toby Keith and others are known to pop by for a quick performance with Sammy.
Now lives in Cabo San Lucas Mexico, invented the "Cabo Wabo" and runs the original Cabo Wabo Cantina in Cabo and also frequents the Tahoe Wabo Cantina in you guessed it, Lake Tahoe.
The Week of October 13th every year he throws a HUGE birthday bash party in Cabo where celeberities such as Michael Anthony, Kenny Chesney, Toby Keith and others are known to pop by for a quick performance with Sammy.
by Aaron "Peter Draggin" Las Vegas June 11, 2006
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by el capitano December 12, 2004
Get the haggis breasts mug.An abysmal epidemiological dilemma caused by the lowest quartile of society. This situation is exacerbated by domestic violence (commonly physical abuse from mother) and it leaves a stain on the economical prosperity, sustainability of wild life, as-well GDP and the health of a nation.
Generally, issues are due to high functioning autists with extremely high motivation, unrealistic pursuits and a lack of consideration of every-fucking-one else. They are prone to neglect personal hygiene at the expense of nearby persons. Their practices lead way to the growth and development of new species of bacteria. The rate of growth was noted to be problematic by WHO and CDC. This cascade of effects will soon lead to new ecological changes and challenges for the poor vulnerable animals (think of the animals hagi!!!).
Recognizing the Hagi is said to be very difficult. These individuals are extremely social due to some minimal intelligence and ability to manipulate others. These antisocial beings however cannot idealize or conceptually understand empathy. They are pathological liars. They are generally over-weight (very fat!) . They have anger issues ("i will punch you, i know martial farts!"). They pursue prestiges roles in which they will never attain (kobe!).
To identify these persons, note these individuals lack very foundational traits and practices i.e basic hygiene, sexual partners and or bed to sleep on.
Generally, issues are due to high functioning autists with extremely high motivation, unrealistic pursuits and a lack of consideration of every-fucking-one else. They are prone to neglect personal hygiene at the expense of nearby persons. Their practices lead way to the growth and development of new species of bacteria. The rate of growth was noted to be problematic by WHO and CDC. This cascade of effects will soon lead to new ecological changes and challenges for the poor vulnerable animals (think of the animals hagi!!!).
Recognizing the Hagi is said to be very difficult. These individuals are extremely social due to some minimal intelligence and ability to manipulate others. These antisocial beings however cannot idealize or conceptually understand empathy. They are pathological liars. They are generally over-weight (very fat!) . They have anger issues ("i will punch you, i know martial farts!"). They pursue prestiges roles in which they will never attain (kobe!).
To identify these persons, note these individuals lack very foundational traits and practices i.e basic hygiene, sexual partners and or bed to sleep on.
Hagi, "so, i have 75 pairs of boxers"
ephedrine nixxa "pairs?"
Hagi, "yeah, they come in sets of 2 right?"
Ephedrine nixxa " you need to take a shower and brush ur teeth dawg"
Hagi, "Okay, Fine i will, i promise. Hey btw, what is toilet paper used for again?"
Hagi "I DONT LIKE GUYS OR GIRLS OR ANYBODY!"
ephedrine nixxa "pairs?"
Hagi, "yeah, they come in sets of 2 right?"
Ephedrine nixxa " you need to take a shower and brush ur teeth dawg"
Hagi, "Okay, Fine i will, i promise. Hey btw, what is toilet paper used for again?"
Hagi "I DONT LIKE GUYS OR GIRLS OR ANYBODY!"
by Pseudophed-head April 11, 2023
Get the Hagi mug.The Chief Haggisbomb is a larger version of the Haggisbomb. Nicknamed 'The Chief' a Chief Haggisbomb is made by purchasing a 2 litre bottle of Irn Bru and a bottle of Jäger. After buying the Irn Bru, drink or empty a quarter of the bottle and fill it up with Jäger. Mix it up so the Jäger mixes in with all of the Irn Bru. The end result, is a 2 litre Haggisbomb, known as the Chief Haggisbomb.
Guy 1: Hey pal, can you get me a 2 litre bottle of the Bru and a bottle of Jäger?
Guy 2: Aye sure, but why?
Guy 1: I'm going to make a Chief Haggisbomb.
Guy 2: Aye sure, but why?
Guy 1: I'm going to make a Chief Haggisbomb.
by Tartan Warrior June 19, 2013
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by CYB3R_XD January 7, 2017
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by Ernie Cat-Face May 25, 2010
Get the Sammy Hagar mug.A hagit is a magical, mystical creature often resembling a camel or a llama. It is angered and/or annoyed very easily but can be calmed down with food. When overfed, it goes into hysterical laughing fits.
I spotted a hagit at the supermarket again.
by UB430 February 3, 2010
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