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When you wake up to your partner performing oral sex on you and you wake up as excited as Frosty the Snowman and exclaim immediately “HAPPY BIRTHDAY”
My GF gave me a happy birthday this morning. I gave her breakfast in bed.
by Notmynamehere July 30, 2023
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY

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An unknown god-like entity that harnesses the power of destroying the world as we know it.
"Happy Birthday!"
the world fucking implodes.
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Happy Birthday

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Happy Birthday to you, happy birthday to you, happy birthday to youoo, happy birthday to you.
Guy 1. Happy Birthday

Guy 2. Thanks Guy 1.
by Derpuhoh December 23, 2023
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Happy Birthday, Donnie!

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Happy Birthday, Donnie! — My heartfelt greetings to The Non-Teflon Don, The Orange Man, 222, The Foundling Father, Dope 45, the man, the myth, and the legend, Donald J. Trump.

Born on June 14th 1946, Trump is a strong textbook Gemini ♊️ who proves this often by speaking out of both sides of his mouth; and, taking “both sides, both sides” of every argument. Trump has a verbal tick of saying things twice for emphasis like Jimmy “Two Times” the character from Good Fellows.

He even fashions his carriage after his ideas about mob bosses; and, like every mob boss before him he is destined to get tripped up on paperwork and not by the actual crimes he has committed.

I know just what he wants for a 2023 birthday present! HE WANTS A BLANKET PARDON FOR ALL OF THE CRIMES HE HAS COMMITTED AND WILL ULTIMATELY BE CONVICTED OF because even John Gotti didn’t beat every charge against him.

Will he get a pardon, ultimately? To quote Dolt 45, “We’ll see, we’ll see”.

Maybe I should add “Donnie ‘ Two Times’” to his growing list of sobriquets as my poetic birthday present to him.

So be it!!!!!! Happy Birthday “Donnie ‘Two Times’l
Happy Birthday, Donnie! I bet you asked for a blanket pardon this year!!!!!
by Mind Hunter the Profiler June 14, 2023
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Happy Birthday Song

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A cheerful and celebratory song, which may be performed (or played) for friends and family members on their birthdays.
1. Every single day, a special "Happy Birthday Song" is sung to many friends and family-members.

2. "Happy Birthday Song" is possibly the most popular traditional song in the world.
by Chad-Syphrett August 6, 2012
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Happy Birthday Nicholas

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The best meme account ever. Very relatable. Loves Dan and Phil , Emos , Death Note, and so much more.
Happy birthday Nicholas: A meme account that is underrated. If you see this hbdn, know that amb and gab love the memes.
by Gabweiss June 24, 2021
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Happy birthday hummer

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A blowjob given on your birthday while humming happy birthday to you
Tonight after dinner I get my happy birthday hummer! yeah me!
by Goldmatch May 3, 2014
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