gwench

a large chain smoking male weighing at least 250 pounds who loves ciggarettes more than life. the gwench also has rather large titties, such as those of a woman. the gwench also likes to pretend he is in nascar while driving a golf cart.

the gwench smoked a carton in a day

by asdfjalj April 10, 2005

ganch

The stretch of skin between the anus and the testicles. See also 'chode' or 'grendela'

Dan fell on the ice, did the splits, and tore his ganch.

by Garrett Wedeganch Nichols October 31, 2003

gwench

one who loves ciggarettes more than life

"i like ciggarettes, i like ciggarettes, my name is gwench"
"hey this is gwench, can you pick me up a carton of 27's"

by asdfadgfd March 27, 2005

ganch

1. A person who talks rubbish or talks too much
2. To talk rubbish or to talk too much

1. "He's a proper ganch that one"
2. "All he does is ganch. When's he gonna quit his ganching"

by Chatters May 13, 2005

ganchi

Sexy and a great best friend, you can trust Ganchi with your life. He is one in a million. When you meet a Ganchi treasure him forever.

Look at that Ganchi he's so sexy

by Mary Janeyy January 31, 2014

Gwatch

Origin - The University of Birmingham - a chap rather accustomed to brightly coloured trousers.

Commonly used, though ill approved term (especially when uttered in the presence of a female) making reference to the genitalia of a female/general presence of a female.

Favoured most notably for its distinct onomatopoeic effect.

"Excuse me gwatch"

"Alright gwatch"

"Her gwatch flaps are epically large"

by Nick Barrett IIII June 30, 2009

gwachi

If you are too non-conformist to say gucci than say gwachi.

Girl: sorry I bumped you.

Non-conformist: it's gwachi bitch.

Girl: what?

Non-conformist: I said it's gwachi bitch!!!

by Hella_non_conformist_bitch November 16, 2015