Barrington - Oi fam did you smash that Irish ting last night?
Ramraj - Yeh bruhh, I gave her a proper Guinnessing
Barrington - A what?! :/
Ramraj - You don't know shit!
Ramraj - Yeh bruhh, I gave her a proper Guinnessing
Barrington - A what?! :/
Ramraj - You don't know shit!
by Assfinger9000 November 22, 2016
Get the Guinnessingmug. by NoWoL May 16, 2010
Get the GUInemug. A type of Irish liquid which makes you into a superior man. Many locals believe it was brewed by leprechauns the day St. Patrick arrived on the Emerald shores.
Man: I’m feeling down today, a girl just rejected me
Man 2: Don’t worry. Here. *hands him some Guinness*
Man: *drinks, gets bitches, becomes a don*
Man 2: Don’t worry. Here. *hands him some Guinness*
Man: *drinks, gets bitches, becomes a don*
by Sexypaolosopranidude February 24, 2020
Get the Guinnessmug. The best dog to ever exist. Everytime you feel down or alone she will always come to you and comfort you. Even when she is trying to sleep she will still let you lay with her forever or however long you need her. No animal could ever replace Guinness even if they tried, she is irreplaceable. I love you so much Guinness, you will always be in my heart even when the unfortunate day comes when you won't be here anymore.
by Facadee May 23, 2018
Get the Guinnessmug. A liquid black gold, unlike any other fluid in modern science; a beer that tastes like the springs of heaven and is just as smooth going down. Sets the baseline for beer in Irish pubs.
Not very carbonated, just smooth, chuggable flavor.
Known for the insane show of nirogen acrobatics, while the drinker waits for the holy thick, creamy head of godliness to settle.
Turns fruity men with tight pink shirts into whore-house frequenting lumberjacks; drinking guinness is a sign of pure masculinity.
Not very carbonated, just smooth, chuggable flavor.
Known for the insane show of nirogen acrobatics, while the drinker waits for the holy thick, creamy head of godliness to settle.
Turns fruity men with tight pink shirts into whore-house frequenting lumberjacks; drinking guinness is a sign of pure masculinity.
Ordering Guinness in a true Irish pub: "Pint, please."
Woman: "You're so smooth!"
Kieth Stone: "Not as smooth as a Guinness!"
"Guinness is nasty!"
"Go drink a blue moon and stop whining, pussy!"
Woman: "You're so smooth!"
Kieth Stone: "Not as smooth as a Guinness!"
"Guinness is nasty!"
"Go drink a blue moon and stop whining, pussy!"
by luckotheirish September 11, 2012
Get the Guinnessmug. A common way of punishing an irishman, typically defined as taking a big steaming shite in their mouth and proceeding to ejaculate a fat load atop the aformentioned poo.
by Icono June 7, 2022
Get the Guinnessmug. “I saw his guin yesterday, they’re all so beautiful!!”
“Nuggs was the best guin”
“I have 5 guin at home”
“I think my little guin is getting lonely, he needs a new friend”
“Nuggs was the best guin”
“I have 5 guin at home”
“I think my little guin is getting lonely, he needs a new friend”
by Period poo peter December 29, 2022
Get the Guinmug.