Gugliotta

to inexplicably and precipitously fall from greatness

I married Britney Spears in Vegas one night, then Gugliotted it away when I agreed to the anullment.

by Scalabrini March 17, 2005

Virginia Guillotine

When you stick the tip of a man's penis in an open pocket knife then close it

My Buddy Kyle got Virginia Guillotined

by WishIWasSwallowed March 11, 2021

Giulio

A flirt, flirts with anything female that is human and alive. Yet at the same time not aware of the flirting. For them it's as natural as breathing. Tells a lot of jokes, not all of them funny, but some of them are great. Cares about other people despite whatever he's put through loyal like a dog on a bone. Usually into video games and making obvious statements in class just to get it out there for everyone's amusement, whether that be with him or at him. Shameless and extroverted.

1) Dude, why did you say, that was such a Giulio.
2) He was being such a Giulio hitting on all the girls.
3) He pulled a Giulio on stage and had that audience dying.

by Jason25 June 7, 2010

Guillosack

Having one's sack injured by, and not limited to, a chopping, pinching, slashing motion. Much like a guillotine would.

The weed-whacker's chain inched closer to his leg and guillosacked an unsuspecting Dylan.

by CMin8her May 31, 2010

Guilao

In Chinese: refers to Caucasians white people.

She has a Guilao husband.
This Guilao is very picky.

by ukman June 20, 2009

Guilo

A term for a Person of white ethnicity used by Cantonese speaking Asians

Thank you Guilo, Have a nice day

by Scatman_Jonny January 9, 2010

The guillotine

A 'practical joke' that involves lifting the seat of a toilet, and intricately defecating on the front lip of the bowl. You then delicately place the toilet seat on top on the freshly laid nugget, and evacuate the stall.

Ideally, your intended victim will come along to enjoy their peaceful abulution, drop their pants and proceed to sit down.

The result of their bodyweight on the toilet seat will sever a section of turd and eject it like Mary Antoinette's head into the victims awaiting pants.

Everything going to plan, you will have successfully shat in someone's pantaloons while they are wearing them. And probably irrevocably burned any bridges of friendship in the process.

Mark laid the guillotine in the camps mess toilet. Now they have taken all the seats away since we clearly can't be trusted.

by C Spiceyweiner June 12, 2018