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Pray to the guessing gods

It's when you've studied to the point of exhaustion

The Last desperate plea for recall memory and a little extra help from the guessing gods to be on your side for choosing the right answers come test day
I've done all I can do. Now it's time to pray to the guessing gods
by Examinicated October 2, 2013
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guesting

When you are at a wedding and two guests from the wedding(or people who happen to be there) hook up during the ceremony
In 27 Dresses Kevin and Jane make-out at another girls wedding.

Hannah: So, how was your wedding?
Serena: There was some guesting going on at the same time as my kiss with John. That bitch and her idiot bf ruined my wedding!
by sourpatch900 March 25, 2009
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Guesstimate

A word that teachers and old ladies use to sound annoying, even though it literally means the same thing as estimate.
Student: Can you show me how to solve this equation?

Teacher: Sure! You start with a little guesstimate, and th-

Student: SHUT THE FUCK UP!
by GotAFuckingUsername September 7, 2015
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Mc-gestion

The profound indigestion one feels directly following a meal at McDonalds. This feeling is compounded by the self esteem drop that occurs simultaneously after realizing how much fast food you just ate.

Strangely, young men aged 13-22 seem to be unaffected by this medical issue.
Dude, I'm not feeling so well after those six McRibs.

Don't worry about it man, It's just the Mc-gestion kicking in.
by Cranky old piece of cheese November 21, 2010
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Gay guessing

Where in the Men's restroom when someone is using the toilet you peek through a crack in the stall and say, " Guess what? I'm gay".
Somebody was gay guessing in the men's room.
by Judge dredd7 September 27, 2012
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fart guessing game

A highly-disgusting (or hugely uproarious, depending on who you talk to, and also depending on whether you're da "performer" or da "audience") round of verbal-and-then-anal "conversation" in da form of a beamingly-playful riddle-type question from Person A, a naive lack-of-ideas response from Person B, and then a loud/voluminous whizzpopper from Person A. Said "dialogue" session is intended to make a big deal about da fact dat Person A had a really great butt-splutter "saved up and ready", so dat said "valuable" colon-burble wouldn't just "go to waste" and not be adequately noticed.
Person A (eagerly, with a big ol' grin): Hey, guess what!!!
Person B (unsuspectingly): What?!
Person A: P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-RRRRRTTTTT!
Person B (disgustedly): Yeah, yeah, yeah --- I mightuh known --- just another fart guessing game, and I fell for it! :P
by QuacksO May 17, 2022
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guesstimate

A combination of Guessing and Estimating you find the guesstimate by:
1. Guess
2. Estimate
3. Find the difference between the two.
4. Add them up
5. Divide by two
6. Plus 17
7. Subtract two
ALL DONE
YAY! I solved the problem by using the Guesstimate Strategy!
by Grace October 9, 2003
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