Garen

A gay Karen

Mike is a Garen. Almost every time he goes shopping, he summons the store manager.

by Mique Zee October 15, 2021

Korm Guarantee

The firmest assurance that certain conditions will be fulfilled; a promise that should never be doubted.

Daniel gave a Korm Guarantee that they would win, so everyone placed their bets on Arsenal to win the league.

by FletchTheGreat July 1, 2016

TENGEN TOPPA GURREN-LAGANN

A show so overwhelmingly EPIC that the name itself deserves CAPS! I can't even begin to explain Gainax's anime masterpiece! Something so GAR, so EPIC,so Badass, that the universe itself implodes in the presence of this glorious mech!!!! You think you know what EPIC is? Well you have not seen EPIC until you've seen TTGL. The one Anime that surpasses EPIC with flying colors!! WHO THE HELL DO YOU THINK IT IS?!?!?!

Simon and Kamina's speech from episode 8: "Whether it be impossible or laughable, Great men open up paths of battle! If there's a wall, we break it down! If there's no path, we'll make one with these hands! The heart's magma burns with flames! Everlasting combination: Gurren Lagann! Me...Us...WHO THE H*** DO YOU THINK WE ARE?!"

Dude 1: Holy shitbiscuit bagel balls!
Dude 2: What?!
Dude 1: You F___ing missed it! Tengen Toppa Gurren-Lagann just absorbed a Big Bang focused directly at him....AND TURNED IT INTO RAW ENERGY!!!!!
Dude 2: FUUUUCCKK!!! REWIND IT!!!
Dude 1: Prepare to shit yourself!

by Tengen Toppa Gurren-Lagann April 11, 2009

I guarantee it

George Zimmer's closing statement, especially after the successful use of his monolithic man meat.

Hi, I’m George Zimmer, founder and CEO of the men's wearhouse. While surreptitiously plunging my rosy-cheeked cyclopean ally into the anal cavity of a young migrant farm worker of indeterminate gender in the front row of a movie theater, the poor youth screamed for more than three minutes straight, finally coughing up a load of 100% pure Zimmer sauce and passing out. The other movie patrons, angry at the interruption of the adventures of sharkboy and lavagirl in 3-d, began pelting me with drinks, food, and phone numbers hastily written on napkins. Unfortunately, my outrageously dapper suit was ruined in the process. I nonchalantly pulled the unconscious youth off my enormous eyeball gouger and stripped nude. Then, with a bestial roar, I beat the entire audience to death--without leaving the front row. On my way out, in the custom of the Zimmer family, I gave them a burial at semen. I guarantee it.

by ms. anonymous September 10, 2008

guarantold

To be guaranteed that what has been said or "told" is true.

Goomba: The prophecy has been "guarentold" that a man named "Big D" will come and spook you when you are least expecting it.

Big D: SPAGOOT!...gotchya

Goomba: THE PROPHECY HAS BEEN GUARANTOLD !

by dan pawlett December 1, 2009

George Foreman Guarantee

It is the highest form(around 100%) of any guarantee followed by the Men's Warehouse Guarantee(around 75%) and then the Ed from Jersey Guarantee (around 25%). The George Foreman is not to be violated and the punishment for such violation will be harsh.

Rich Davis: Covino, bro I George Foreman guarantee that Spot will get some this weekend.

1 week later...

Covino: It is now time for Rich's slap in the face and pie disgrace for violating the George Foreman.

Rich: I should've gone with the Men's Warehouse.

by BeastlyDoughboy January 10, 2009

Yotam guarantee

(noun): An unwavering assurance that if Yotam promises something, it will unquestionably be accomplished. Yotam's name has become synonymous with reliability and effectiveness, representing a steadfast commitment to delivering on their word.

Person 1: "I think this company is a scam"
Person 2: "No man, they have the Yotam guarantee"

by señor mo July 17, 2023