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Nem guindaste

Not even a hoist.

Brazilian expression for when someone is so hot that not even a hoist can get you off them. Can also be used with other plesurable situations.
friend: shows me a hot celebrity
me: NEM GUINDASTE

- when the pandemic ends nem guindaste takes me out of the bar
by peloduroo July 19, 2020
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grandaddy purps

Grandaddy Purps is a purple marijuana strain hailing from the west coast. It is an extremely potent strain and is often used my medicinal users. Smoke responsibly!!!
"that grandaddy purps got tears in my eyes"
by LVilleBlazin July 29, 2006
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guantanamo

(v.) a sexual act performed by a woman where the partner's face is covered with a cloth and the female squirts on the partner's covered face.

Origin: named after Guantanamo Bay, a detention camp that was run by the US military, known for it's acts of interrogation. Their methods were usually immoral and humiliating. The guantanamo (sex act) is meant to resemble the "waterboarding" interrogation process.
"Chad and I have been spicing it up in the bedroom. Last night, he let me guantanamo him! He LOVED it!"
by judyboome September 18, 2020
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Gualda Gang

A nice and mature group of young men that like to cause a ruckus in nice areas of the United States of America
Girl 1: is that a Gualda gang member
Girl 2: yeah look how mature and well kept they are
by Christ0e March 6, 2021
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Guantanamo Rick

An increasingly popular nickname for Florida’s deranged and corrupt Governor due to his longstanding stint as an accomplished torturer once upon a time in the Cuban-American superprison.
Guantanamo Rick’s shenanigans with sending naive and unsuspecting immigrants into America’s big cities as a political stunt is spawned by the cruelty he practiced on a daily basis and he actually considers it a favor to them, in a weird way, because he is not sadistically torturing or killing them.
by Dr Bunnygirl May 25, 2023
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Whistling Gandalf

Verb: When a man with a long beard gives head and wraps his beard around the shaft.
Dude, Gimli gives the best whistling Gandalfs.
by WalksN2Mordor March 7, 2017
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guadalajara

Mexico's second largest city, around the 4 million people as of 2006.

The city's geography can be divided in:
* East-central: mostly empoverished ghettos, famous locally for the Obregón St., the city's red light district.
* North: a strange blend of ghettos, middle-class houses and upscale neighborhoods. The zoo, the planetarium, the Department of Transit and the Jalisco Stadium are located there.
* South: lots and lots of new middle-class neighborhoods, some ghettos (less than east-central though), a lot of pollution, and the place where you can find the city's biggest hills. The airport is located there, as well as the exit highway to Chapala.
* Far southwest: a little town about to be engulfed by the urban sprawl, and lots of big, posh neighborhoods, two of them in a hilltop. I happen to live in one of them.
* West-central: lots of cafés, restaurants, bars, art galleries, night clubs, furnitures, boutiques and big, tall buildings, as well as a couple of theaters. The best place to go out on a date.
* Eastern: this area is split in two: Tonalá and Tlaquepaque. Both of them used to be smaller towns absorbed by the urban sprawl. You can buy handicrafts here, but you can also go sight-seeing in Tlaquepaque.
* Western: mostly middle and upper class neighborhoods, also home of every single big mall in Guadalajara.
* Downtown: the first place where most visitors go. Visitors usually go there for the awesome sights, events and places, while locals go there because of the San Juan de Dios market (aka "San Johnny"), a place where you can buy smuggled merchandise, pirated CDs/DVDs/console games, cheap staple food, local souvenirs, and bootlegged apparel.
When we came to Guadalajara, we arrived at the airport in the south. First, we went downtown to check out the monuments and buy some movies at San Johnny. Then we moved southbound to Galerías and went shopping. After that, we moved northbound and hung out at the zoo, before going to west-central to a nice little pub. Before leaving, we thought it would be cool to get some hoes, so we moved to east-central and had some really wild sex with the best damn bitches in the world. It was really late already, so we ended up going to far southeastern and staying at my friend's house. Before leaving, we made sure to bring some handicrafts from Tonalá in eastern.
by Da_Nuke August 5, 2006
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