too much guac in the burrito

an awkward situation

Hey Sebastian, How was that party last night?
Ahh...dude, way too much guac in the burrito, cause Cindy was there.
Ooooh, that sucks.

by Wiggity-Wiggity April 11, 2007

holy guac

Almost as intense as holy guacamole but not quite. Like a “woah that’s pretty crazy” but not a “OMG THATS HELLA WACK” ya know? It can also be a short hand for holy guacamole

Brent: Hey man, did you how long the hw is?
Brock: Yeah bro holy guac Mrs. May really out here killin all these trees

by $wagalicious May 31, 2019

Pants Guac

When your leaving a voicemail for someone and you fart and turns out it’s not a fart. You shot a turd so loose and green it closely resembles guacamole. Luckily your pants catch it as you wobble to the bathroom to clean yourself up

I cooked up a mean batch of pants guac last week.

by ogGuacPants May 15, 2022

Guac-my-mole

Can be used to tell someone to fuck off or in a dirty type of way

Random person: “you’re stupid” Me: “Guac-my-mole dude” or. Random person: “what do you wanna do today”. Me: “I want u to guac-my-mole *wink *wink”

by Guacamole lady June 1, 2018

Oh my guac

A phrase to express excitement, surprise or concern.

Oh my guac did you hear about what happened in June 18th?

by JimmyJohntheSoftballer May 2, 2019

guac

money, dollars, greenbacks, benjamins

We spent alot of guac on these video

by Sheist Bub February 20, 2004

Guac

Another term for weed. This is due to the fact that weed looks a lot like guacamole, especially when you are high.

Dale's Mother: "Where were you last night Dale?"
Dale: "I was puffing mad guac with the crew..."
Dale's Mother: "I have no idea what that means."

by TheRealMC August 10, 2015