grumpire

An umpire of any sport, who is of the grumpy variety.

Scamp: Man, that guy is such a grumpire.

Champ: Yeah but I think he's angry because he's so short.

by mupchrch September 1, 2009

Grumpf

The sound made by the "catcher" when the "pitcher" inadvertently enters the "wrong" orifice.

She let out a loud, muffled grumpf into the pillow when he slipped out and entered the one-way back street!

by Backstroke May 11, 2014

grampa gucci

(Noun)
A term for someone who is both elderly but still hip, but on some occasions acts rather odd. He doesn't necessarily have to be your grampa, or anyones grampa in fact to be called this.

Hey look guys, it Grampa Gucci!

by SHMOO_22 August 29, 2017

bust a grump

To defecate.

If I drink milk at breakfast I always have to bust a grump about 10:30.

by Charlie Golf April 27, 2004

grumphugly

Really, really, really ugly to the point were you would rather put an iron on your face than look like them.

Wow dude Chrissie is pretty grumphugly.

by luke schererererer May 6, 2008

punch a grump

To void feces from the bowels. to defecate.

that super burrito from la victoria's making me want to punch a grump.

by goner December 22, 2003

Grumpitude

One's overall level of grumpiness. Grumpitude, also known as the grumpitude factor or grumpitude quotient is a numerical value, rated on a logarithmic scale similar to that of the richter scale for earthquake magnitude. A grumpitude factor of 6 is 10 times higher than a grumpitude factor of 5.

Whoa man, chill out. You don't need to be exhibiting such levels of grumpitude.

by Z Bomb November 15, 2007