Green Like Groot

'Green like Groot', a famous quote by Aryan Budooh

'Green like Groot'

by Budooh May 23, 2023

I am groot

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I am groot

by AdamdaAlienface June 11, 2019

I am groot

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I am groot

by AdamdaAlienface June 11, 2019

I Am Groot

The finishing move while preforming acts of a sexual nature on a woman in which the male is in a dominant position, grabs the woman, and just as he is about to blow his load makes three forward thrust, at each thrust saying "I...Am...GROOT."

"Oh baby, I'm about to cum. Oh yeah. I Am Groot."

by FuckYoMomma September 7, 2014

I am groot

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I AM GROOT

by AdamdaAlienface June 17, 2019

I am Groot

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I am Groot: I am Groot! I am Groot, I am Groot.
I am Groot: I am Groot. I am Groot I am Groot, I am Groot?
I am Groot: I am Groot.

by Gappies May 29, 2019

Groot Test

When you're on Tinder or another dating app and you think that you you're talking to a bot, so you message them "I AM GROOT!". If it's a bot then they will get super confused and send a generic message and if they're actually real and get the reference then they hopefully wont unmatch you.

Named after the character Groot from Marvel's Guardians of the Galaxy series, who can only say "I AM GROOT". Kinda like a pokémon.

Match: Hey there, whats up?
Me: I AM GROOT!
Match: Thats so cool! Hey, follow me on my instagram, definitelynotabot21103.
Me: yeah, you failed the Groot Test.
*unmatches

by Purveyor_of_Memes May 28, 2018