A Gronk is an unusually large
woman. A Gronk need not be fat (though most are) Often they are the tall gawky daughters of Norse races. The average ratio of Gronks to fit women is about one-in-four, per party. Gronks are often Wingwomen, allowing no girl in her group to stray and talk to any men who do not also chat up the Gronk herself.
The Gronk is often
loud and a big joker. Asserting herself into conversations and loudly making jests in the
hope that men will notice and forklift her off to
bed.