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Your Grandpap a Trap 

Your Grandpap a Trap is the worst insult that overpowers even your mom gay, your dad lesbian, and your granny tranny combined! Only use in dire situations because if it is used, the insulted will die on the spot
John: Your mom gay lol!
Fredrick: Your grandpap a trap.
John: Nooooo! (Dies)

Grandpaspaghetti

A tiktok creator who comments under nearly every post with “grandpa lol”.
*opens up a tiktok videos comment section

Grandpaspaghetti: grandpa lol.

Person: You’re everywhere bro!

ur grandpap a trap 

the worst of the worst. nothing can beat this, if ur grandpap is called a trap you. are. dead. aliens invade earth, theres a nuclear war, and your step dad terry drinks all your mtn dew then does loud sexes to ur mum. there is no escaping the grandpap a trap.
Tom: ur mum gay
John: ur dad lesbian
Tom: ur granny tranny
John: ur grandpap a trap
World War 3 begins, aliens and A.I. form one species and take control, the crack in the ozone layer finally breaks the entire thing, the Sun explodes, engulfing the entire solar system. Tom goes to Hell, and hears all the wails of the damned. John becomes a God. There is no escaping God.

grandpaps 

the best grandpa ever. he don't give a shit about nothing
I spent the day with my grandpaps. It was the best day of my life.
grandpaps by TheRealCaylo July 16, 2016

Grand Pappy Smash 

To beat your meat so hardcore that it starts to chafe and bleed.
Ouch!! Ouch!! Ouch!! OH YES!!
Grand Pappy Smash by Da Man July 16, 2004

grandpuppy 

one's child's dog
Captions on photos:

(1) My handsome grandpuppy Jammer. He loves his Gama.

(2) My grandpuppy Lestat... He likes it when Gama and Gampie go see him.
grandpuppy by 'antha April 8, 2010