grandma

i have a grandma, she talks about beef and beans. shes from pennsylvania and says "warsh" instead of wash. grandmas are old ??

me "yo bl00d my grandma is from pennsylvania"
bl00d "my grandma is from canada, such as i, and she adopted a black child"

by bl00d January 13, 2009

grandma

Your guy neighbor with a saggy ass who tries to act cool but he's not.

My neighbor is a saggy assed grandma.

by Dezzie Fezzie Bo Bezzie August 3, 2008

grandma

a woman who knits a lot, and wears cardingans every day.

grandma jewlery is a must. and they must know how to sew.

often picked on by others for being such a grandma.

usually grandmas are amandas.

grandmas love to make seductive and sexy faces.

grandmas usually have no friends.

omg that grandma is such a loser and she has no friends.

look at that grandma.

by poopie1223445559999 January 5, 2011

Grandma

The woman who own's the house. The best cook in the world, cuddly and sweet, gives the best edvice. Always there for you, and are helpful! And they always spoil you rotten! :)

Oh, your so "Nona"
Nona = Best grandma

by #fall 101 December 20, 2013

grandmaing

The process of grabbing any kind of cheek. Originating from the stereotype of grandmas grabbing their grandchildren's cheeks

I was going to tell him to stop but then he began grandmaing my ass.

by jmh.2000 March 5, 2016

for grandma

a plea, only to be used in the most dire of situations.

C'mon, for grandma, go to the store and get me a vitamin water.

by HumBabe March 6, 2005

Grandma!

What you say if a grandma is flying towards you.

Person 1:Grandma!
Person 2:What?
*KERASH*

by TheWiggidy November 1, 2003