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gout by springcreekag September 28, 2025
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1. To be stricken by every minorities worst nightmare, better known as The Gout, leading to being bed-ridden and not able to do activities such as basketball, walking, driving, etc.
2. Gout: Condition characterized by abnormally elevated levels of uric acid in the blood, recurring attacks of joint inflammation (arthritis), deposits of hard lumps of uric acid in and around the joints, and decreased kidney function and kidney stones. Uric acid is a breakdown product of purines, that are part of many foods we eat. The tendency to develop gout and elevated blood uric acid level (hyperuricemia) is often inherited and can be promoted by obesity, weight gain, alcohol intake, high blood pressure, abnormal kidney function, and drugs. The most reliable diagnostic test for gout is the identification of crystals in joints, body fluids and tissues.
3. Gotem is primarily used as an interjection.
2. Gout: Condition characterized by abnormally elevated levels of uric acid in the blood, recurring attacks of joint inflammation (arthritis), deposits of hard lumps of uric acid in and around the joints, and decreased kidney function and kidney stones. Uric acid is a breakdown product of purines, that are part of many foods we eat. The tendency to develop gout and elevated blood uric acid level (hyperuricemia) is often inherited and can be promoted by obesity, weight gain, alcohol intake, high blood pressure, abnormal kidney function, and drugs. The most reliable diagnostic test for gout is the identification of crystals in joints, body fluids and tissues.
3. Gotem is primarily used as an interjection.
Hanz: You hear about how Mr. 48 couldn't play in the game due to his gouty arthritis in his big toe?
Ron: Ya that dude's been in his room on med's for the past week!
Hanz: Haha F his life!
Ron: Ya, "Gout'em"!
Ron: Ya that dude's been in his room on med's for the past week!
Hanz: Haha F his life!
Ron: Ya, "Gout'em"!
gout'em by real_rodsizzler November 12, 2009
Gout aids
A terrible form of gout, usually contracted by people who reside in the North of England. Oddly an illness associated with a higher than average Milwaukee tool count.
Gout aids by Broken_World October 31, 2022
Gout-standing
Adjective conveying cynical elation; most useful towards someone fishing for compliments referring to something boring, unimpressive or visually offensive.
Fredward: Do you guys like this pool of puss I made? It came out of this enormous pustule on my knee here!
Leonard: WOW, your knee and pool of puss are both gout-standing Fred.
Leonard: WOW, your knee and pool of puss are both gout-standing Fred.
Gout-standing by Ley2Lo February 9, 2010
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Gout Gout
There is fast, there is faster, there is fastest and then there is Gout Gout. It’s a measure of speed like the blink of an eye.
When you make an order and you asked, how long will it take? and if they say Gout Gout, that means in the blink of an eye.
Gout Gout by Saraagi92105 December 7, 2024