House Gout

When your house is littered with empty alcohol bottles and cans.

"You need to take a good hard look in the mirror, you've got House Gout for fucks sake. You should really think about finishing your Degree"

by TheFinglonger May 15, 2020

the gout

the gout, n. - Mike. The most awesome boss/coworker ever. Controls the hot tub, bounces on the trampoline, rocks out the 8 ft snow man, and is an all around partier. Known for picking up chicks and COMPUTERS!!!

Dude, did you see the gout last night? He totally bought shots for the whole bar.

The gout totally kicked that guy's ass at the hockey game last night.

by ctu September 5, 2008

Face-Gout

1. Although there are no recorded cases of Face-Gout, it is as the name implies, gout of the face.

2. Also, when somebody has some strange or ugly feature on their face it may also be referred to as Face-Gout.

OMG did you see that nasty thing on his upper lip?
-Dude be nice, he's probly got Face-Gout or some shit.

by j0Hn k November 27, 2009

Out like gout

A person which is in the state of being so far from the outer fringes of cool that he that he has no hope of return to normalcy

Carrotop is out like gout

by Douchebegone March 12, 2011

Travis has gout

Travis has gout because he has sex with the maid and Melinda the Cashwise cashier.

Travis has gout, lol what a nerd

by JonGay March 28, 2021

Gout

A shortened version of get out.

Bro1: "Bro someone named Mr.Sexysmexyzestyhornyrooster69 just tried to add me like I aint adding you back bro 😭😭💀💀"
Bro2: "GET OU-"
Me: "Nah bro, it's GOUT."
Funni

by Randomfy May 2, 2025

weiner gout

Gout of the penis making the member large and swollen. Every wife's whose husband has gouts dream.

Sandy to her boss: Fred had weiner gout all week it's been amazing!

by MarlinBohner June 9, 2018