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Gourding

The act of placing gourding in an undisclosed location in one's bed. Gourding has mixed significance depending on the type of gourd. Recent gourding sitings have occurred in the dormitories and fraternities of Northwestern University.
Dammit! Those motherfucking kids are Gourding my bed!!
by The Gourder October 25, 2010
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gurning

To suck in your pee before it comes out.
Im gurning because im in someone`s house
by butt face fred October 29, 2007
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Gourming

The quest to satiate one's dietary needs by attending events that provide free food.

Note: The actual topic of the event is entirely inconsequential.
Mary managed to eat for weeks during grad school by gourming her way around campus.

"Mary, why are you going to talk on 'the evolution of emerging RNA viral infections of swine'"
"Lunch provided"
"You truly are the queen of gourming"
by LamaBFG April 19, 2008
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gorning

the word gorning is a the combination of the words 'good morning'. it can used as a greeting.
"gorning, Lucy"
"gorning Jeff!"
by iwaizumi luvr June 30, 2020
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Gourding

The intimate act of engaging your fecal cavity with the gourd of a pumpkin. Often done on celebratory events such as Halloween, or Thanksgiving during dinner.
Last night my son said trick or treat, and the the guy said trick and proceeded show his gourding skills in front of my son
by goonmaster34 March 21, 2024
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Gorning

"Gorning" may be most simply defined as that state usually achieved after a prolonged period of retaining ones feces, when a man becomes completely hypnotized by the feeling radiating his prostate. Since a gorning state can only be achieved after holding in feces for an extended period, the man's prostate will have become mightily aroused at this point and every caress the male genitals are subjected to will trigger potent elation. As the man keeps forcefully retaining, and thus keeps experiencing intense pleasure, he enters a state of trance where his mind intimately merges with his cock : the gorning state, where he and his dick become one. To be even more accurate, when the gorning state is achieved, the man's body becomes for all intents and purposes an appendage to his erection. When this state is achieved, the male becomes freed of all social codes of conduct, and his arousal, alone, dictates his reactions. As a result, a gorned out man will become very expressive and demonstrative : he may become very vocal, while his body and face might take on undignified expressions and poses, all in response to the intensely exquisite caresses his penis is exposed to. Hence the term "gorn", since at this point the man effectively looks like a silly, foolish, or eccentric person.
Gorning is NOT a meditation experience, where the mind and the body align, focused on a single thought (or feeling, in this case). It is an ever evolving state of supreme consciousness.
"My bitch wife ruined my gorning streak"

"Ive gorned before."

"I love to Gorn"
by Gregory Manlover April 24, 2024
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Gourding

The act of using ones finger (or a long object) to push the tip of a flacid penis inwards towards the shaft until the head is shrouded by skin and no longer visible. Only works when the penis is flacid or in semi-chub state.
Person 1: "Dude, why does yo shi look like that?"
Person 2: "I've been gourding man, you gotta try it."
Person 1: "I can't, im hard asf rn."
by Jubert_Jiglsac May 19, 2024
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