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Billy-goated

When a super hot chick bites the longest part of your beard/goatee and gives it a little tug and shake.
Roy: "She billy-goated me"
Brian: "She just clapped on and shocked you like a rag-doll?"
Roy: "Yeah dude, weirdest and sexiest thing ever. You need to grow yours out."
by KikiNJ September 8, 2014
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goatee

What the kids in those pictures are trying to grow.
Kids in the pictures: Dude, look at this goatee I grew...shit took me a week to grow. I'm gonna post a pic of it on urbandictionary.

Me: You call that a goatee? Really? I guess you have a little hair on your chin...but really?
by jeffreykittens May 16, 2007
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Guatemalan

Guatemalans are from a country named "Guatemala"...its NOT "Mexico" which is completely different!! Although we have mayan heritage doesnt classify us as one specific type of people like sayin dat we all are short...?!?!
The idiot dat sed a "Guatemalan" are like Mexicans needs to visit Guatemala, read a book, & stop hatin cuz ur not well informed!!! Wat A Loser!!!!!
by Yess06 July 22, 2006
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goute

inflammatory condition of the foot. definietly NOT a wound
I have goute. But, not to worry because my doctor sent me to a wound care specialist.
by ken69 February 4, 2009
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Pinocchio goatee

When a guy shaves his junk but leaves his ball fro intact.
I ran out of shaving cream today while shaving my junk and ended up having to leave a pinocchio goatee.
by pinocchio69 March 2, 2010
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Guatemalan GoGurt

The act of having a woman's vagina filled with cooked grits, then having the women squeeze out said grits while another person slurps it all up like a GoGurt packet.
Man 1- "Yo Dawg, how was your date last night?"

Man 2- "Well, I'm not normally one to kiss and tell, but last night I enjoyed the tastiest Guatemalan GoGurt of my entire life."
by Chunky Knuckle January 9, 2011
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ass goatee

The result of a fully shaven vulva viewed from the front with hair still remaining near the anus at such an angle that it appears to form a goatee.
Man last night I was going down on Sue and she was so smooth but then I moved too low and hit her ass goatee. I wanted to puke up a hairball.
by trainee October 25, 2007
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