Gort

Gort is a shapeshifting mass murderer! Mostly taking on the form of a silverfish, a duck or a beaver

Gort has committed several counts of murder!

by DalSpin November 30, 2021

Gort

To hold a frog

Mom said there's a frog outside, let's gort it.

I'm gonna go gortting with my friends.

by DeadlyChicken November 13, 2021

Gort

The act of bulking on greens, then holding in your shit for weeks, then jerking off your thick chode until green thick goo comes out.

Damm Evan, always trying to gort.

by GDraz March 17, 2025

Spencer Gort

1) one who excessive exaggerates one up situations
2) That Guy

Me- I drank twenty beers that most I've ever drank in my life.
Him- NO NO, I drank a thirty of key and twenty shots... NO Problem (that guy)
Me- Dude you totally Spencer Gort'd Me!!!

by Spencer Gort December 4, 2009

Gort

Go out really tired

Man I was up all night last night, finna gort it tonight!

by Mr.goats October 29, 2019

Gort.

gort.

gort! means gort.

by CircleMan™ March 21, 2021

Gort

"Gort" is a word usually used to describe someone who's actions are so bad you don't even want to mention their name. This word in particular is also usually not used with any other added words before it. An example of it's usage can be seen below.

Gort may be used like this:

Person 1: "Dude. Did you see what they did back in 99'? Crazy, I can't believe they'd be so cruel to those poor families"
Person 2: "Gort"

by 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 August 20, 2023