tom gordon

1. A major league pitcher who tends to throw fastballs the size of beachballs to batters who normally can't hit their own weight. The batter then pulverizes the pitch and looks like Babe Ruth.

2. Someone who you cannot trust to do the easiest task known to the human race.

3. A name given to a person who tends to ruin the game for everyone.

Fred: Wow it looks like we are gonna win this game!
Tom: Uh oh! Here comes Tom Gordon, we are fucked!
Fred: Good point.

Jeff: Damn this is a really good game! I wouldn't want to be anywhere else.
Bob: Uh oh! Here comes Tom Gordon.
Jeff: Lets get the fuck out of here!

Randy: You know I never knew how easy it was to breathe.
Tommy: Yeah but not if you are Tom Gordon!

by shrecker March 31, 2008

dylan gordon

A holy vape goddess whom'st've rips obese clouds

Mom: Give me your vape device, you cannot use it any more.
Son: No mom, I strive to be a Dylan Gordon!
Mom: Fair explanation...

by Dylan Gordon May 16, 2018

Joseph Gordon-Levitt

One of the best actors of recent years, and yet also one of the most underrated. The ultimate "Joe" movies include Mysterious Skin, Brick, and soon to be (500) Days of Summer.

Really hot, too, in my opinion.

Joseph Gordon-Levitt as Brendan Frye: "No more of these informal chats! If you have a disciplinary issue with me, write me up or suspend me and I'll see you at the Parent-Teacher conference."

-From "Brick", 2005

by mysteriouskin May 9, 2009

Gordon Ramsay

A spicy boi who is also a "first class cunt" who doesn't know where the fuck the lamb sauce is

Can someone tell Gordon Ramsay where the lamb sauce is?

by Kovthekat January 18, 2017

Gordon College

A small expensive Christian liberal arts college located north of Boston composed mainly of preppy rich white Christian females who competitively pursue the small population of strange bearded male Christian hipsters, lax bros,

Dude I met this girl from Gordon college yesterday and she told me Jesus loved me!

by Gordon Girl August 14, 2011

Gorgonzola

Another word for Dick or acting/doing something completely stupid.

“ No! I forgot my phone at my side chicks crib!”

“ Dude that‘s a Gorgonzola move right there.“

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“ Hey babe, how about you come melt this Gorgonzola “

by Jmart.z November 4, 2019

Joseph Gordon-Levitt

One of the decades finest young actors. Known for roles in 3rd Rock From The Sun, Mysterious Skin, 10 Things I Hate About You, Brick, (500) Days Of Summer and the recent Inception. He usually acts in independent films, but he's becoming more of a success. Although underrated, he's gradually making his way to blockbuster success. And better yet, he's not like other celebrities who pride themselves. He's honest and doesn't need to rely on image for attention, because it's his amazing talent that sets him up high. Personally, I find him to be very attractive, hot and handsome. He's an actor to watch out for. I am extremely proud to be a fan of his.

"Hey, did you see Joseph Gordon-Levitt in Inception? I thought he was amazing".
"Yeah, he looked a thousand times sexy in his suit and combed hair".

by DreamArchitect November 9, 2010