goontash

a derogatory term which means the presence of hair on the upper lip of an adolecent boy.

HOLY CRAP Shaun has a huge goontash.

by Fake Name11111111111111111111111111 June 11, 2006

goonarific

Something that is very gooney or some one who is very gooney.

Josh your goonarific
Your goonarific to mike.
GOON

by Goon June 22, 2003

goontard

A man addicted to porn on severe level and starts losing brain cells. He wakes up and goons for approximately 14 hours a day.

My friend is a goontard.

My Friend is addicted to porn he's becoming a goontard

by d6ree November 6, 2023

GoontaBub

The god of lettuce.

Oh great divine Goontabub we ask that you bestow upon us a grand harvest of lettuce unlike anything ever seen in this world.

by GoontaBub October 29, 2023

Goontard

Usually defines someone who has no physical impairment, but acts like a mental impairment exists or extreme gylcemic spike causing someone to spaz out.

Please stop acting like a total goontard.

by NotYourShelia December 31, 2014

goontastic

In terms of being a Goon, goontastic is the way to describe the ultimate goon.

Yep theyre having a goontastic time next door.

by amethyst79 November 10, 2006

gooktard

One who is of the retarded pursuasion, and can't get shit done right. Usually lacking in common sense and has small "family jewls".
gook- (asian/small penis)
-tard (a moron in many ways.

ex:
Man1: Did that guy get the group project done?
Man2: No, that gooktard F-ed it all up and didn't finish in time.

by The town gossip October 28, 2003