gronkey

a mixture of a gorilla and a donkey. or also known as a man whore, or a thing that belongs in a zoo. it's ugly, and it's a sad thing to look at. a.k.a, a second medusa.

Hey look, it's a gronkey!

by ERFIDOR April 21, 2011

Goonk/Goonked

Goonk or Goonked is use in a sense when you destroy, obliterate or wreck an opponent in a PvP game.

Wow another victory royale they should call us the goonk/goonked squad.

by 1-800-GOONKED September 5, 2018

Gooney Bird

A Gooney Bird is a ball of earwax.

"Hey man, you better get a Q-tip, you've got a Gooney Bird in your ear"

by mikarome February 17, 2009

Gooney Toon

A toon in a film with black-footed albatross.

Someone who's acting like a goofy mother fucker, aka- Gooney Toon

by Warnsburg September 29, 2011

Goonked

Goonk or Goonked is use in a sense when you destroy, obliterate or wreck an opponent in a PvP game.

Damn even though that double pump sucks I goonked that kid

by 1-800-GOONKED September 5, 2018

Gooney bushing

The act of driving or operating a vehicle through no known road, trail or clearing.

Dirk was late to the shindig and busted the axel on his truck gooney bushing thru the woods trying to join everybody.

by Munster89 October 23, 2023

Gooney Strainer

An initial test given by the credentialing board of a judicatory used to “weed out” theological nut cases from the get go.

We gave that hillbilly preacher a gooney strainer and as I suspected, he has some nutty ideas.

by Geckiclog October 28, 2023