Googleatrophy

Brain Blight. Diminished neural capacity. Specifically, the inability to cognate relative minutia or trivial information due to an over-reliance and/or dependence on Google.

Kristie: “Heaven... I'm in heaven. . .da, da, da. . .I can hardly speak. . . da, da, da. . .When we're out together dancing cheek to cheek. Hey, what’s the line in between?”

Mark “I dunno. Isn’t that that song by that really famous songwriter from the 40’s and 50’s?”

Kristie: “I guess.”

Mark: “What’s his name? I can see his face. . .urgh. . .What’s his name? What is his name! Urgh!
I should know this but I'm suffering from Googleatrophy."

10 minutes later: Google: 40's songwriters.

Mark: “Sheeeet. . .COLE PORTER!"

by machBailz May 17, 2007

Googlecation

The knowledge gained from Googling things. A google education.

Sally used her Googlecation to answer the question that the teacher asked about cats.

by MagneticKitty May 3, 2014

googleution

A solution to a problem found by using the google search engine.

He found the googleution

by Dirtballmke September 28, 2017

Googlation

(verb) "To google"

It's a more intellectual way to refer to searching something on the engine Google.

The Googlation that I conducted has left me to conclude that cereal is in fact NOT a soup.

by aedynonurbandictionary December 14, 2021

Googleionado

Noun; a person who constantly google searches everything, a know it all, a person that uses the phrase "Google it" in an argument over facts, one who believes they are expert on any subject they have read about for 15 min +/- on a Google search

The googleionado searched each animal in the zoo dispite the plack discriptions on each exibit.

by sundamaged May 27, 2017

Googlebating

Verb to web search for an answer you are already certain of, to prove a useless point in an internet argument.

He's off googlebating the history of monster trucks to prove grave digger was a one off. That smug bastard.

by thebottlefarm March 15, 2019

Googletron

A master of information and facts, knows the ins and outs of many devices and mechanisms.

A: Man how do I open up this walkertron and replace its old gugleus with this new one I just bought?
Googletron: I Have Information.

by AlSpaghettiMan January 12, 2023