Gonosyphilaids

Rare, jungle venerian disease created by Paris Hilton and her promiscous sex life. Combination of Gonorrhea, Syphilis and AIDS, sometimes herpes: herpetic gonosyphilaids.

Paris Hilton is spreading her Herpetic gonosyphilaids.

by Diane Ramos May 14, 2006

gonoherpelus

n.: (American slang) any variety of highly contagious sexually transmitted diseases; usually denotes more than one STD.

related forms: gonoherpelii; plural noun.

"My business district itches. I hope that I don't have some kinda gonoherpelus."

"Wow, So-and-So really sleeps around. I sense some gonoherpelii going on there."

by Emmy Foofoo May 3, 2008

Gonoherpesiphilitis

A man or woman infected with so many STD's that they have mutated to form a single super VD.

Don't mess with her! Didn't you hear about her gonoherpesiphilitis?

by Luluchacha March 13, 2009

Nose Gonorrhea

The horrid burning sensation you get when you go in a pool and water gets up your nose.

I jumped into the pool last night, and man, my nose almost bled. I totally had Nose Gonorrhea.

by Derpherpy June 21, 2010

What's REALLY gonon?

(what's REALLY going on?) used to call bullshit upon denial as in:

a) C'mon, you know me. I'm cool, let me in on the action. Or:

b) I knows you said "nuttin" when I axed you"wazzup?"
So now quit lying to me and break out the shit, son.

ME: "Yo, dawg what's crackalackin, Fingerlickin' Chicken?"
FC: "Naw, ain't a dayamn thing happen here. I gotta keep my nose clean."
ME: "Oh Yeah? WHAT'S REALLY GONON? I ain't yer fuckin' parole officer!"

by Chingo Bolemongo October 5, 2006

Gonoherpasyphlaids

(THIS IS THE OFFICIAL CORRECT SPELLING)

1. A song by NoFx off of their 1993 album "Ribbed".

2. An imaginary combonation of several sexual diseases often brought up when you see someone who looks particularly "dirty".

Mandy probably has gonoherpasyphlaids; She's so easy....

by Brandyn Baldwin May 17, 2007

gonorrhea

I'm gonorrhea
and that's a fact
if you can't say that
then call me clap
I wait in genitals
just like a trap
and burn up lovers
like bacon fat!
Ooh baby, I like it raw!

Gonorrhea from Chappelle's show.

by Adrian September 24, 2006