Gonk

A person who is very intoxicated (drunk) and acts in a foolish way, losing control of ones faculties and behaviour. A term used by doormen in Waterford, Ireland.

'Gonk of the night'
'Look at the state of that Gonk'
'This Gonk isn't going in'

by Rosscahill2036 February 19, 2018

Gonosyphilaids

Rare, jungle venerian disease created by Paris Hilton and her promiscous sex life. Combination of Gonorrhea, Syphilis and AIDS, sometimes herpes: herpetic gonosyphilaids.

Paris Hilton is spreading her Herpetic gonosyphilaids.

by Diane Ramos May 14, 2006

gonkulator

A gadget that serves no particular purpose except demonstrating the geekiness of the owner.

Someone else: So what's that thing sitting on your desk?
Me: It's a gonkulator, duh.

by quasi February 7, 2004

gonkulator

1. A pretentious piece of equipment that serves no practical purpose, originated from TV show "Hogan's Heroes".

2. (DOD FX13 Gonkulator Modulator) An effect pedal for electric guitar.

Nothing to type, nothing to say, and this gonkulator is super fucking gay.

by Leprotic Pate March 6, 2004

goneskies

Gone but with the added "skies" at the end of it (pronounced as the plural of ski) to give it a more dramatic effect of the situation.

2 men are having a fight, one knees the other in the balls.

Bystander: Damn, he`s goneskies.

by Vongsta January 13, 2007

Gonk Droid

The god of Lego Star Wars

While he may seem useless, Gonk Droid is actually quite popular among LSWTCS memers.

by Flatblok71 February 17, 2020

gonasifaherpaaids

When a girl is so nasty that she might have like every desease out there and you dont want that.

"Dude that chick looks pretty hot!"

"No way man your going to get gonasifaherpaaids."

by Dustin Broken January 14, 2008