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goofdouche

noun: one who acts completely and utterly retarded and pisses everybody off
Rob's obsession with quoting Christopher Walken and Tom Petty has his friends calling him a goofdouche.
by Los Olaz July 15, 2008
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GOMD

Abbreviation of "Get off my dick".

1. A phrase uttered in conversation when someone appears to simply be humouring you, behaving in a sycophantic or "yes man" fashion,. As opposed to carefully considering your standpoint.

2. A phrase uttered when someone is behaving in a pretentious manner.

3. An exclamation, similar in usage to "for fuck's sake".
"That girl keeps texting me smiley faces. GOMD already."

"She always needing to buy something random with pineapples on it. GOMD!"
by lunchboffin January 17, 2015
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goffd

To steal. To take for oneself.
Person One:"Fool, you goffd my lighter."

Person One:"Damn, fool, someone goffd my sack"
Person Two:"Tword"
by Ruggs and Twatie September 28, 2007
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GOMD

1. Get off my dick. (GOMD)

It's remark referred to as "get off my back" when you want to address something to stop annoying or bothering you.
"GOMD bro. I'll go to the doctor when I want to."
by Anonymous45645645 January 28, 2013
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GMFDI

Gawd-Mother-Fucking-Damn-It
*late for work, running around the house picking up stuff to get dressed.*

Suddenly. ..

*stubs toe on coffee table*

"GMFDI!!"
by AhoyJacks December 6, 2013
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GOMFL

Dude your stats are shit, GOMFL
by Triflecta July 10, 2010
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GOMFB

by Schnider0 November 29, 2006
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