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Hilary Goldstein

The Cheif-in-editor of game reviewing company IGN.
He is best known for his shrewd, inaccurate review of SEGA's recent Sonic Series game, Sonic Unleashed.

While playing Sonic Unleashed, he made numerous mistakes as well as purposely messing up to try and prove invalid points that he stated were defects of the game. Because of such events, he gave the game a 4.5 and deamed it as a, "Big pile of garbage."
1. Dude did you hear about Hilary Goldstein? Yeah that dude sucks at Sonic, he sucks at life!
by The Shady Slickster June 29, 2009
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Goldstick

A massive, large, girthy penis. It’s like she discovers gold the first time she lays eyes on it and realizes what she’s about to receive.
He dropped his boxers and he was packing a goldstick. I thought he would split me in half.

Carlos is packing a goldstick. Believe me. I’m still walking bow legged.
by Eaton Holgoode December 11, 2018
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THE GR8 GOLDSTIEN

any man with a big hammer who has complete control over any person they come into contact with. can not be stopped by any natural weapons in the world.

origin: there once was a man who travels all over the world and one day he had to spend the night in a small town. so one night he see every one over at the old town theater so he goes to see what all the fuse is about and he cant find a seat anywhere. he finds a seat finally just as the curtains open. all of a sudden every one in the room starts chanting . GOLDSTIEN GOLDSTIEN GOLDSTIEN.
then a guy walks out onto the stage and stands next to a table were three walnuts are laying. and as fast it could be he whips his mighty hammer out and cracks all three. and every one cheers as the curtains close. a few years later this man was back in the same small town. he decides at night he was gonna go see if this man was still doing his show. so he goes back to the old town theater were ever ones chanting GOLDSTIEN GOLDSTIEN GOLDSTIEN. as like before the curtains open and a more elderly man walks out but instead of walnuts on the table they were coconuts. but he still whips his hammer out and cracks them. this man was so surprised he went back stage to talk to this GOLDSTIEN. and when he asked him why he switched to coconuts. GOLDSTIEN just turned with a straight face and said MY EYES AREN'T AS GOOD AS THEY USE TO BE
girl: wow i just saw THE GR8 GOLDSTIEN break a bunch of coconuts with his mighty hammer

girl2: i know i saw it to, i think i might get a privet showing
by The Gr8 GOLDSTIEN February 5, 2010
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Goldstar

Try the Goldstar, It's so much better than Yuengling.
by hodgecheck July 10, 2006
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Goldstein

The act of getting a body part caught in something, chain drives, gears, machinery, doors, etc
Boy! You better be careful, you don't want to get your goldstein caught in there!"
by scrottum dandruff October 21, 2008
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goldstar gay

An adjective used to describe a man who has not had sexual relations with a women, a pure gay. Sometimes known as a Kentucky starfish, Hawaiian sweet roll, or bubba jumpa
"In all the years I've known Zak I ain't never recalled him being with a women other than his mom. Betcha' he's one of them goldstar gay boys.
by Jon c Riley September 21, 2023
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Muddy Goldstein

When your nose accidentally goes into a chicks asshole while 69ing.
I was face deep in a hair box and she sat up and i gave her a muddy Goldstein
by pallet187/NsZ77 May 27, 2013
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