Going to Hong Kong

While you are at the massage parlor, and you pay the extra for the handjob at the end, because Hong Kong is such a beautiful place.

I'm going to go get a massage and the hole in the wall joint, while I'm there I'm Going to Hong Kong.

by Chiee January 6, 2017

Going Full Holst

When you have sex while listening to The Planets Suite Op. 32 by Gustav Holst, you start waving your dick around like a conductor's baton for Mars the Bringer of War, then you rigorously eat your girl out to Venus Bringer of Peace, followed by rhythmic fistibg during Mercury the Winged Messenger and a long deep throating for the "I vow to thee my country" interlude in Jupiter, Bringer of Jolity. Then you both get up and go to the bathroom during Saturn, the bringer of old age. The action resumes during Uranus, the Magician as the girl puts on a strap on and GOES TO TOWN. Finally, by the time you hear Neptune the Mystic, you both have leg cramps and then you both jump out of bed and that's pretty much it because you both have work in the morning.

The missus and I were going full Holst last night during the Proms.

by jsizzle82 September 12, 2019

Going Full Hog

The act of inserting an entire can of Prongles into your butthole.

"Oh man, Jason went full hog last weekend. Yeah he hit up originalprongles.com, ordered a can of salt and potato, and just got it right up in there."

- "Seriously, dude?"

"Yeah, I told him going full hog was never a good decision. He streamed it all on twitch.tv though."

by Whole Fish November 24, 2017

going full hog

When engaged in intercourse you take out all the stops and give it all you've got.

"Took this chick home last night, I was going full hog on her"

by The Stayke Experience May 2, 2006

Going Fort Hood

The modern equivalent of going postal. Usually occurs in a setting where Bureaucracy takes place such as the DMV or Post Office.

I spent 2 hours at the DMV today, I came this close to going Fort Hood on everyone in that place.

by CaesarAugustusRobertoRamerez November 13, 2009

Going to daves house

Going to daves house means a secret way to say "masturbate."

Dude 1: So what are you going to do this weekend.

Dude 2: I plan on going to daves house .

by Coolbreeze8500 May 15, 2015

Going full-on honey badger

To go nuts, or to become suddenly aggressive.

"We were having a nice conversation, and then he went full-on honey badger, cursing about my stance."

"They're lucky that going full-on honey badger isn't an option, because the police are watching."

by Leona Loots December 24, 2011