the goggles

BEER GOGGLES!!!

Those are what you wear when they "see something grotesque or an extremely ugly person," and it looks good - or at least acceptable to you after consuming at least 9 beers.

But I'm going on my own tolerance here.

"No matter how many beers I pounded, he refused to become any less ugly. The goggles have failed me.

by MzMorbid April 13, 2006

Goggles

The verb meaning of goggles is the action of making the traditional "glasses" shape with your hands, putting that shape over your eyes and shouting, GOGGLES!, in a high pitched voice, usually used as a derogatory term towards someone who may be wearing spectacles, usually out of a car window in fear of receiving a consequence from the target.

LOOK .. ROWC ...GET HIM!!
*Hangs Out The WIndow*
GOGGLESSSSSSSS!

by yoooooooooooobluuuuuuud April 14, 2009

Goggles

an insult aimed at those whom wear spectacles.

You have massive goggles, you speccy prick!

by he's_had_a_beer July 30, 2007

goggles

Cumming on a girls (closed) eyes only for a facial.

She didn't want me to bust in her mouth, so I just gave her goggles.

by RapNthuziest May 11, 2008

goggled

To the point of being intoxicated, while having numerous women by your side. Only to find out next day that they were hideous.

Joe had drank so much that he became goggled and went home with this ugly woman.

by Jalapeno Flavor September 8, 2010

goggling

to search ("google") while wearing Google Glass

Tim just got Google Glass - let's find out if goggling is any faster than googling with your phone.

by This name is being used March 25, 2013

goggles

Must be used to find wild Piraten, unfortunatly they dont work and do nothing.

Can be found on wild Flootenkarp, but only after finding a Piraten.

My eyes! The goggles, they do nothing!

by Flame060 February 16, 2005