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goatsebuster

A goatsebuster is an admin at a forum usually, but it could also be an editor at a wiki or similar, that works to remove goatse spam and save the site's users from the horrors of goatse. This includes, but is not limited to: goatse links, spoofs, references, images etc.
Today I had to remove 3 more goatse links that claimed to be "Cute kittens!". Being a goatsebuster is a tought job, but someone's got to do it!
by nxsty May 7, 2008
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all his goats in one submarine

1. Meaning to be very busy and unable to relax.
2. It can also refer to literal naval goats.
3. Kind of confused about something.
4. Energetically focusing on one task with little time to do it.
5. To th e best of one's abilties, unable to do something.
1. Kurt has all his goats in one submarine tonight with the big exam and three papers due tomorrow.
2. Apparently, Steven works hard in employing modern seafaring equipment and livestock management techniques to keep all his goats in one submarine.
3. John has all his goats in one submarine about the girl from last night, but he can't remember her name.
4-5. Ben has all his goats in one submarine over the big deadline but has no chance of meeting it.
by leontrotsky32 April 17, 2011
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The Rule of Goats

The Rule of Goats says that self-awareness or irony doesn't change public perception. If you fuck a goat, even if you say it's for the lulz or to prove a larger point, you're still a goat-fucker.

The saying was coined by criminal defense attorney Ken White of the Popehat Report. It's loosely connected to an Irish Pub joke about an old man who has multiple accomplishments but also once fucked a goat. In the end, nobody recognizes him for his achievements and instead only knows him as the goat-fucker.
Defendant: "I was only trolling when I said all those awful things."
Ken White: "The Rule of Goats applies."
by NoneCanHandle November 7, 2021
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Goatsie

a person who has streched their ass so wide that they may fit various objects into it (milk carton, bottle rocket, cell phone)
That goatsie man just farted sprockets!
by Mars November 9, 2003
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goatsquatch

1) a very ugly person; looks like half goat, half sasquatch

2) the taint, the tweenis, the grundle
1) Bob: "Wow. Did you see that new chick at work?"
Joe: "Yeah--total goatsquatch."

2) Bob: "I can't believe that jerk just cut me off!"
Joe: "Someone needs to kick him in the goatsquatch."
by T K O April 18, 2009
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goatstrap

Combination of a goatee and chinstrap style beard. Short, thin strip of facial hair just below the chin. Easily the worst facial hair style choice of all time.
Knowing that he would probably never have sex again, Jonathan grew a goatstrap to make sure no woman would ever talk to him.
by Ashmaster 3000 December 10, 2012
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Goatshire

A fictional land originating from The Goat Simulator DLC: Goat Simulator MMO.
"I'm going to Goatshire tomorrow."
by CircusBaby242487 April 13, 2022
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