goff

word used by townies or genral idiots, directed at anyone who wears anything black, or anything for that matter without a slogan stamped across it.

<a few alternatives are walking down a street, pass a crew of townies on the corner, go round the corner, then a few hundren meters on....>
Townie drone #1: FUKKIN' GOFFS

by chaz April 29, 2004

Greg Goffin'

The act of using fist pumps, excessive yelling or meaningless, made up stories to motivate a team or a group of people. You must speak with a loud authorative voice and all the while have your audience discreatly laughing at your actions. Greg Goffs are often the head or captain of a team. It is not hard to "Greg Goff", all it takes is an enthusiastic attitude and an attentive audience. Now get to Goffin'!

James: Ha hey man did you hear our coach today? He is such a clown!

Tom: Haha yea man, he is always Greg Goffin'.

by Greg's Team December 30, 2011

goffice

A conglomeration of business attire and gothic stylings.

Office attire and makeup that resembles goth but still manages to appear business like or abide by a company's dress code.

The new girl in human resources looks goffice. The business suit and strapped boots she's wearing works well with her pale makeup and black lipstick.

by Kooey April 4, 2011

Goffredo

A person that is tottaly good to his friends, and could give his life to save another. If a person loves him, he will love them equaly back.

"He is such an Goffredo with me!"

by Pedrox June 16, 2019

goffik

mental schweaties, who fink they are METAAAAAAAAALLLL, (not to put down any proper goths) just the little kiddies who know nothing :D

3ft2 kid... look at my fishnets, theyre so goffik

by chris lewis/ seamus bradd July 22, 2003

goffick

Thinking your goth but your not.

OMG your so g0ff1ck!!11!!!

by Atropa January 8, 2004

goff

How retards wearing burbury pronounce "goth"

"eh hes wearin jeans...GOFF!"

by mike December 29, 2003