guelpa

A giant faggot

Oh look at that fucking guelpa

by Guelpa the fag June 2, 2016

golp

A network interface for user-mode Linux that directly exposes the host network stack. Like Slirp, but better.

scripts/config -e GOLP

by tbodt December 31, 2020

Goelz

First you get your friends hot mom. Then you get her in bed and get her naked. Then you fuck her and make her squirt in a jar. After that you make her squirt her titty milk into the same jar and mix it well. Then you put it in a cup and refrigerate it. Then when ever your friend wants a drink you tell him its milk. But actually it's your friend's mom's juices.

My friend was being such a dick to me. I had to find the best way to get him back so, I gave him a Goelz. When I told him what I did, he was so grossed out that he threw up the second I told him.

by Chris stop her July 20, 2006

gammon goalposts

a tasteful pseudonym for female genitalia.

I kicked my purple football straight between her gammon goal posts!

by darren hanson April 27, 2004

Guelph

A hick city in southwestern Ontario. Basically a typical middle-class town full of white people and the occasional crack head. People have heard of it but no one really knows exactly where it is.

Toronto boy: So where you from dude?

Guelph boy: Guelph, eh.

Toronto boy: Is that up north?

by wonderboy23334 January 1, 2011

golphing

A sport overshadowed by the more popular dry-land version called golfing. Golphing is played underwater exactly the same as golfing is.

I'm going to the pool to play Golph.

by Comp June 15, 2003

Grelp

When you burp and it brings up a bit of vomit with it and your first reaction to getting rid of the sick is to swallow.

Donny-'Pass us me pint, I'm gunna down it. *drink*. Fuckin' tasty that *burp*sick*swallow* Aw man i just did a grelp. Could feel the chunks of parmo in the back of me gob an'all'.

by fresh prince of bellend March 8, 2010