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Guelph

A hick city in southwestern Ontario. Basically a typical middle-class town full of white people and the occasional crack head. People have heard of it but no one really knows exactly where it is.

Toronto boy: So where you from dude?

Guelph boy: Guelph, eh.

Toronto boy: Is that up north?

Guelph by wonderboy23334 January 1, 2011