Goylock

The villian of the Capcom arcade game Eco Fighters. Kernal K. Goylock was the president of the Goylock Corporation, and was trying to destroy the Earth with water pollution, air pollution, and dumping of toxic waste. He also had a huge train, a huge ship, a space Rolls Royce, and two space battle ships shaped like him. He was voted the greatest arcade villian by the N.C. Gaming Company in 2006, receiving their golden Egg statuette.

Goylock is causing the plains to turn into the desert! We think he is doing this throough air pollution!

by Steve and Billy May 30, 2006

Godblock

When the penis is too big for the entrance in which it is trying to penetrate and penetration isn't possible as a result. "God" literally made the hole too small and blocked your cock.

"Dude, I tried to get with them but my dick wouldn't fit. Fucking godblock....."

by BC1989 April 20, 2009

godpocket

The godpocket is the butthole, the anus, the chocolate star.

A: "You've got a really nice godpocket."

B: "Gee, thanks."

by beefsteakjane January 27, 2019

gorlocked

Von der dicken Freundin daran gehindert werden eine 10/10 zu klären

Ich wurde gegorlocked

by fluegelsheriff December 19, 2023

Gorlock the destroyer

Big chunky fat fugly woman
with the biggest ego bigger than will smith

they also think they can pull any man in the world making them delusional

Gorlock the destroyer: I can pull any boy you John are a ugly boy.
John: you can only pull a glazed double chunk chocolate .

by ilikemyquesodrippybruh November 28, 2024

Gorlocking

The process/sexual position where the woman prolapses her vagina and/or butthole and 2 men use the prolapsed holes as Fleshlights. Once both men have finished they should proceed to tie the prolapsed holes of the woman together.

Tate: Gorlocking is one of my favorite hobbies.

Mason: Oh really, There is no way you're not better than I am.

Tate: We'll see about that Buster!

by anonymous December 31, 2024

Gorlockious

As big as Gorlock the Destroyer; incredibly gigantic; someone/something that is indescribably huge

Person 1: "Dude did you see how big person was?"
Person 2: "Yeah bro, they were gorlockious"

by cheddargrilledcheese January 18, 2025