Dog gobblerfest

A man who shoves a bunch of dicks in his mouth at dog gobbler

Nothing better than a mouthful of wieners dog gobblerfest

by Kingofdick July 2, 2019

floopy goober

A floopy goober is a bitch ass nigga. This insult first appeared in the song "What the fuck right now" by Tyler the creator and ASAP Rocky

Yall niggas some floopy goobers

by wayway June 23, 2016

gooey gobbler

A turkey and peanut butter sandwich.

Ren Stevens: Would you like anything to eat?
Jason Bagwell: I never turn down a gooey gobbler, join me Ren?
Louis Stevens: Yeah Ren, have one.
Ren Stevens: Eh...

by Bama Self June 15, 2007

Hob Gobbler

The Hob Gobbler is the name a of a legendary trickster figure that lives along Pine Mountain in the Appalachian Mountains. It is a devil that takes the form of a turkey, which sometimes grants wishes but sometimes pays tricks on those who seek it out.

Well he may show up to help if he said he would, but that boy aint no more reliable nor trustworthy than the old Hob Gobbler himself.

by JLApp August 26, 2013

Goober Dick

A little Bitch Cunt named Esteban that works at Sonic in San Antonio. Who doesn't ever do shit because he's an intiteled mommys boy who thinks he's the shit but is just shit.

Joe: Hey man Adam's acting like a Goober Dick.

Mike: Yeah he seems like a bitch today

by John_465 August 19, 2016

Green Gobbler

One who consumes copious amounts of marijuana.

Hey, Michael, you're such a Green Gobbler...

by halifaxanadu August 12, 2009

douche-gobbler

Someone who has exceded the limitations of being an ordinary douchebag or doucher. Someone that is so lame their only purpose on this earth is gobbling douches.

Tim is such a huge douche-gobbler because he is mainly concerned with the north fargo taco bell closing

by EmDix January 20, 2009