gnard

Like nard, but a better spelling.

You suck total gnard.

by Hawtyboggin March 19, 2007

Gnarsty

Of, or pertaining to the words gnarly and nasty

The words gnarly and nasty put together:
Can be described as something nasty or disgusting;
or something awesome and impressive

Wtf is that gnarsty smell?

Damn that trick you pulled off there was gnarsty as hell

by iEnjoi February 17, 2008

Splooge Guards

Sexy, Nerdy Eyeglasses on a woman. Also handy for giving oral sex, it wat keeps the splooge out your eyes.

"Hey, Bro... who's the babe wearing the red splooge guards?"

by nfkiller October 17, 2008

gnardog

An expression of excitement, resulting from something extremely impressive

That trick he pulled on his skateboard was straight gnardog.

by Miles Dan October 2, 2004

gnarls barkley'd

The ragging out of the anus during sexual intercourse. (slang term)

Dude! I just totally gnarls barkley'd that chick last night! She won't be poopin' right for a while!

by Jorgan June 9, 2007

Gnarsav

An extreme sav. So savage, so amazing, so close to Chuck Norris in sheer awesomeness that the word 'sav' just doesn't cut it anymore.

So then he smashes the guy down with his shield and lops off his leg. Leonidas is a fucking gnarsav to the max.

The sheer gnarsavagry of 300 is indescribable through conventional vocabulary.

by Sam W. December 15, 2008

Cum Guards

Another name for eyeglasses. Also used to prevent ejaculation from entering eyeball, causing temporary blindness, and uncontrollable laughter.

Those chicks at the table are looking at us, lets go talk to them.
Ok, I'll take the one with the cum guards.
Cool.

by xxachary November 30, 2014