galoot

also galute

1)n. a big, dumb, rather oafish man
2)n. description that combines the worst aspects of being lazy and fat
3)n. a combination of 1) and 2)

The word galoot is rarely used completely seriously. Instead, it is usually used as playful exaggeration or in self-deprecation. On those rare occasions when it is more directly applied (to others) its light nature gives it the form of mild reproach.

1) You're just a dumb galoot, but I love you anyway.
2) I haven't gotten off my ass all day! I'm such a galoot!
3) You'd have a hard time finding a job, even if you weren't having such a hard time getting out of bed, you big galoot! Don't you know potato chips cost money?

by Jamos February 22, 2005

galoshes

1. A rubber boot
2. A condom (used)
3. Verbal bus stop rap

"I notice you aren't wearing any galoshes. I'm wearing galoshes."

by Hank February 1, 2003

galoompie

Someone who is a dork. Someone like Trisse.

Ways in which galoompie can be used in a sentence: Trisse is a giagantic galoompie head. Trisse ya galoompie!

by Dawwwson February 19, 2009

Galoomping

To run in a clumsy or uncoordinated manner

After a few glasses of jungle juice my wife went galoomping out of the restaurant.

by Reverend D May 21, 2009

galongalongs

milk sacs

people pay for artists to draw droopy galongalongs

by cadoobaqueen July 8, 2022

Gnilo

Dope Guy, Kinda fat. He is usually pretty smart too. Usually has humor stuck in 2016.

TBH, you kinda a gnilo lol

by Totally not Mikaylah March 22, 2023

dirty gralon

When a man seduces you and proceeds to elongated a Baloon in his throat whilst you slowly get hard.

Calvin: I hate Meagan, she is training to be a clown and constantly pulls dirty gralons, it's exhausting down there.

*Door smacks open*

Meagan: who's ready for some balloon tricks!

Calvin: Nooo!

by Scalper... March 19, 2022