glorified nut rub

Someone that would have been better off being shot into a wad of tolet paper rather than inside their mothers crotch.

Brandon is nothin but a glorified nut rub

by Ben Zimm August 31, 2006

Glorified Game manager

Glorified game managers are slightly above game manager quarterbacks with elite talent at receiver and running back while possibly also having and elite oline around them so therefore put up pretty good to elite stats. Some examples of glorified game manager quarterbacks are Jimmy goroppolo, Ryan Tannehill, Dak Prescott, and Kirk Cousins

“Tom Brady isn’t that good. 2019 proved he’s a glorified game manager at best and can’t carry a team on his back.”

“Dak Prescott isn’t good man. He’s a box score stat padder when he’s losing by 3+ scores in the 2nd half. He also had cooper Gallup ceedee zeke and his oline is elite when healthy.”

by KDisney May 18, 2021

Glorified Guitar Hero Player

A person who plays music in a band or solo (most commonly Indie Rock or other hipster music) who has no or very little talent yet feels compelled to strut around or just generally act like a "Rock Star". Most commonly found in cities with "great music scenes" such as Austin or Seattle and simply revitalizes the idea of empty egotism over any substance. People who want to act like "Rock Stars" for the status symbol, but actually know very little about music itself. So therefore people with the exact same talent and delusional sense of self-importance that a person playing the video game "Guitar Hero" would feel.

I went to the show last night and it sucked, they were all just a bunch of Glorified Guitar Hero Players douche bags.

by Ford Leiden December 25, 2009

glorify your paper route

Making good with the money you make from hustlin'......not tricking on dumb shit like cars and rims.

" Never hesitate to glorify your paper route....get ya money man, get paid!"

by J Deeezzy January 19, 2008

glorified taxi driver

A another name for airline pilots but not offensive.

Hey airline companies how many glorified taxi drivers do you employ.

by Kuehlstein December 2, 2017

glorified blem

A glorified blem or an over-glorified blem is a zoot that mostly consists of chip.

Theo: Lool look at this zoot I just rolled!
Destini: Bruv, you can't even call that a zoot
Theo: Yeah you can
Destini: Nah mate, that's a glorified blem.

by Silent_t January 26, 2019

glorified maid

A domestic servant, tending to every whim and request of her boyfriend or spouse; an inferior being.

You are nothing but a glorified maid.

by Warrioress'05 January 7, 2021