Globocall

A telemarketing call conducted by a bank of operators in a (third world) country as an attempt to rival the annoyance of the Robocall but with a personal touch and presumably without adding cost.

A good Globocall is characterized by any of the following: severe phoneline static, several seconds of latency, a caller with an essentially incomprehensible accent, and of course a caller that clearly has no idea where you are or what you may be doing at the time of these always inconvenient calls.

I'm sure glad we outsourced our super annoying telemarketing campaign. Those Globocallers are much more sympathetic than the machines. Too bad they sound like they are 300 ft under water, or in an elevator, or both.

by pr1234 January 26, 2010

globose

spherical, the shape of the globe.

Dat ass was globose.

by robschocolatemilk January 3, 2014

Globo Gym

A typical big-box fitness franchise, where people more often than not don't get in shape worth a damn.

"You doing crossfit?" "Naw, I'm stuck at a Globo Gym with the rest of the pansies."

by BinkyJoe March 26, 2008

Gloobtuber

A tube of yogurt that blogs everyday

I sent my yogurt out to be a gloobtuber today but he squirted all over my cumfungulous

by Deffy21 December 20, 2020

glootte

Glootte is a black cat usually depicted with a pacifier

“Hey did you see glootte today”
“No thats retarded”

by cobsi June 11, 2021

globtrop

The noise you're poop makes when it exits the anus and smacks it's meaty and girthy brown goodness all on the floor

Dude, did you hear how gnarly my globtrop was in math class?

by The Globstoppers February 28, 2022

globosexual

A person who is attracted to men, woman, animals, inaminate objects; pretty much this person wants to make love to everything in the world.

I am a globosexual.

Dude, you are the biggest globosexual I know, you would make love to a kangaroo if it was here right now.

by Deathclause June 27, 2012