glargy

To glarg someone. Common word used in colleges, but no one really has any idea what it means. Some consider it an alternative to the word "fuck".

What the "glargy" just happened? That fucker came out of nowhere and just glarged the shit out of me.

by bluedevil627 November 12, 2010

glarn

An undesired part of the animal that makes it into your meat while you are eating it, such as veins, bone, cartilage, fat, etc. Something that might be hard to chew, or that you don't want to swallow, but you don't necessarily want to spit out out to see what it is.

Carol: I was eating the ham and I found a glarn.

Lisa: That's why I went with the turkey.

by otteroftheworld June 23, 2014

Glare Ice

Icy road conditions that even farm boys are scared to drive on.

"That Dolan boy won't come to work when there is glare ice on the roads"

by GoCtotheB December 31, 2011

glarbon

A closet homosexual who outwordly bashes gays.

He's gay, he's leading a double life, he's a glarbon.

by J. J. Friedman July 14, 2005

Glarbonize

To be the recipient of male ejaculatory fluid splattered on the lower back.

After pounding away at Scott's ass, Paul pulled out his dick and Glarbonized his back.

by Fred Mercury January 21, 2006

The nigga glare

When a black man is stoned with his eye lids low glaring at something or someone.

I can tell your high because your giving me the nigga glare.

by Nigga glare February 10, 2019

Glargenberry

It's the same principle as dingleberry, but located in the pubic hair of particularly unkempt females and consisting of dried semen and smegma.

I was about to have sex with this really hot girl but she had really bad glargenberry.

by The Boss Troll of Isradore January 28, 2012