Glaf

Derived from the word "glad" meaning the superior of being happy that something happened; the f stands for fudge (glad asfudge=glaf)

“I’m glaf that you are here!”

by laxlife107 May 9, 2020

Gaffer scam

a term used when someone invites people to a gathering but in the end he backs out leaving the invited people in rage

ahmed invited 5 people for having a chat in the park but in the end he himself didnt show up leaving the other 5 people in rage. gaffer scam kardiya

by Slayer234 May 19, 2021

glffa

Acronym for;

Good Looking From Far Away

Woahh she's fit.

*get close to girl*

Haha no mate she's just GLFFA

by Trigger6 June 2, 2008

Gaffox

When a Fox News commentato­r "accidenta­lly" tells the truth. A variation of "gaffe", as when a politician accidental­ly tells the truth.

When Chris Wallace of Fox News Sunday asked GOP presidential candidate Michele Bachmann, "Are you a flake?", it was really a rhetorical question, i.e., a statement in the form of a question. Wallace was hastily forced to apologize for his "gaffox".

by WisconsinWordsmith2 June 29, 2011

wreck the gaff

In Dublin slang it means a night of mayhem. Gaff means house, therefore by the end of the night of drinking/taking drugs/ talking rubbish to people you don't know, the house or flat will have been destroyed. You must say it in a grating working class Dublin accent for full effect. Since Dublin clubs close ridiculously early, people are forced to gather in someone's house or flat (often someone they don't know at all but that's not important) and drink and take drugs until a) everything is gone b) they pass out or sometimes c) wait until the off licences open the next day so they can start wrecking the gaff even more.

It was a great night, we wrecked the gaff.

We went to some bird's house in Tallaght, totally wrecked the gaff.
Come over, we're gonna wreck the gaff!

by Lastika May 14, 2010

Jim Gaffigan

An absolutely hilarious comedian. He is also in some really good movies, including Super Troopers, Igby Goes Down, and The Great New Wonderful, among others.

Jim Gaffigan is brilliant!

by tenaciousd6936 August 19, 2006

Gaffled

being taken advantage of, tricked, bamboozled, swindled, or basically just fucked with purposefully

Damn dude you got gaffled at the club when you spent $50 to get in and I spent $20.

That punk gaffled me out of 20 dollars.

Uncle Sam gaffles me everytime I have to pay my taxes.

by Nom de plume October 27, 2004