Bang Manti Teo's Girlfriend

masturbate

I'm so horny I'm going to have to bang manti teo's girlfriend before i can go to sleep.

by wooderson34 January 17, 2013

chameleon girlfriend

Any girl who changes her image to fit that of their current boyfriend. These girls are generally very attractive but lack any interesting qualities. Some think they are gangsters, if dating a gangster. Some change into emo chicks or gearheads depending on the guy they are dating. These types are, ironically, far more likely to cheat on the guy they morph into. These types usually have none of their original friends left, and must start over with new friends every time she finds a new suitor, therefor, always keeps an eye out for something better. These are great girls to date for two or three months, because they are almost always fine, but will likely get with one of your friends afterward.

"watch out for that chameleon girlfriend, she's biting your style bad."

"She looks so different now because she's a chameleon girlfriend...new boyfriend."

by Elwood money blues April 29, 2009

The Giraffe

The Giraffe - A provocative dance position assumed by the female (typically) standing with legs splayed, hands to the floor and head up like 'a giraffe'. Sometimes used to describe a female bent submissively over a mirror or line of powdered substance.

Example "Look at that girl dancing like crazy and wooow now she's doing the giraffe".

Example "She had her head buried in the plate like a giraffe".

by Pumpa Pumpa Pumpa December 19, 2012

Girlfriend-proof

v. To hide any objects that you would rather your girlfriend not see. These objects usually include porn, childish things (dolls, small toys, etc), and Pokemon memoribilia. You can girlfriend-proof your car, room, house, and really just about anything. Similar to parent-proof

Mitch: Hey man want to play me in a Yu-Gi-Oh match?
Mike: Sorry dude I just got done girlfriend-proofing my room. All my cards are in a shoebox under my bed.
Mitch: Oh alright. Hey, did you remeber to take down your Justin Timberlake poster?
Mike: Oh shoot. Thanks for reminding me. I'll get home and take care of that right away.

by WastingDaylight May 9, 2010

girlfriend

Something you will never get

You: i'll never get a girlfriend

by TheNiftoFox May 24, 2016

Blue Eyed Giraffe

(Also known as Daniel Seavey)
This creature is extremely rare, but also impossibly cute.
It’s almost impossible to see one irl but if you get lucky...you’re parents will buy limelight tickets to a WDW concert. There you will see this majestic creature in all of its glory.

Ps. It’s got beautiful blue eyes btw

Have you seen the Blue Eyed Giraffe’s new post on Insta?
Oh yeah, it’s so adorable

by whydxntwevibe February 20, 2019

Giraffe Attack

When a man cums on a woman's asshole and rubs it with his nose while screaming Zimbabwe

Female 1: I totally got giraffe attacked by chase last night

Female 2: Totally I love it when matts does that to me!!!

by Giraffe_Attack November 15, 2013