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gettysburg

The place in middle america where collegits gather from areas like new york, new jersey, new england and best of all, baltimore. The college life consists of frat parties most notebly at the honorable TKE where they guys there cook three minute hott pockets in two minutes only after watching their own hair cut itself in a mirror which they see with their 20/10 vision.
Gettysburg is the essence of moisture, and moisture is the essence of beauty.
by proverbialsickness December 23, 2006
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mad props to gettysburg

It’s a term that gives congrats to Gettysburg.
by William Crenshaw April 8, 2021
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gettysburg

to vomit and excrete at the same time. very similar to when the north and south met with ol' honest abe. one would most likely need a paper napkin, but not to write a speech on.
dude sean just gettysburged in your kitchen!
by mr. lincoln March 12, 2009
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Gettysburging

A tactic used by old white lady teachers to hold students accountable for their behavior in class. The techniques are generally considered “old school” in nature and are frowned upon by millennials and their parents.
Why are you Gettysburging my child?
by Word Maestro May 6, 2018
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gettysburging

A tactic used by old white lady teachers to hold kids accountable for when they misbehave. Generally frowned upon by millennials and their parents. These tactics include:

A different seating arrangement;

Writing sentences;
Calling home;
Time out;
Redirecting bad behavior;
Loss of privileges;
or any other consequence used
My child is an angel. He would never do that!!! Why are you Gettysburging him!!!
by Word Maestro February 18, 2018
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Gettysburg Handjob

Violent masturbation. Usually to the point of bloodshed. Done unto oneself. (Get it? The bloodiest battle is the Civil War. Civil War is when a nation fights itself. lolz)
He was icing his junk this morning. Must have given himself a Gettysburg handjob last night.
by DWBB February 5, 2018
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Gettysburg Grapeshot

It's when I put my balls in you then ram rod them in with my own shaft, like a civil war musket.
Dave gave Betsy the old gettysburg grapeshot, now she's in the hospital.
by RadioactiveHate June 9, 2022
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