ghettisburg

A layered pasta dish with the following layers (bottom to top):
1. a hamburger patty, grilled
2. cooked spaghetti noodles
3. tomato-based pasta sauce
4. grated parmesan cheese

All I've got to eat is hamburger patties and spaghetti so let's make some ghettisburg!

ghettisburg by D-bone from O-town February 18, 2007

Gettysburg Sausage

A foot-long top-cut hot dog roll filled snugly with a breaded and deep-fried type 3 or 4 on the Bristol Stool Scale.

Davenport: Did you see the yokel farmhands eating Gettysburg Sausages for lunch?

Battlefield Tourist: Yeah, I hope they choked on them! They were too lazy to help me after they saw my family and I being robbed by street gang members in Gettysburg.

Gettysburg Sausage by Davenport B Fry April 17, 2014

Gettysburger 

A grilled 1/2 lb. slab of horse manure in between a kaiser roll.

I was driving to an important city and I stopped in Gettysburg because I really really had to take a dump. Anyway, I saw this place that served "Gettysburgers" and all the locals raved about them, they were awful, they smelled like a cesspool full of night soil.

Gettysburger by Davenport B Fry May 10, 2014

gettysburg 

To breakdance underwater.

At the pool party, the b-boys decided to make it a true party by gettysburging.

gettysburg by johnwilkesboothkilledabe September 14, 2009

Gettysburg Hat-Trick 

In reference to the opening line of the Gettysburg Address "Four score and seven years ago...", it is when an athlete scores 4 times in one game.

Dude, did you see how Fitzy is playing? He's on fire.

Yeah man, he's scored 4 goals already. That's a Gettysburg Hat-Trick.

Gettysburg Hat-Trick by Banangy February 14, 2013

gettysburg axe handle 

A guy very roughly fucks a person in the rectum from behind. He pulls his bloody dick from the bowels and expels copious amounts of man jam. He then proceeds to hammer is dick in a bloody mess of cum splattering the cum in all directions.

During last weeks re-enactment, Chris gave Jim the messiest Gettysburg axe handle ever.

gettysburg axe handle by Coco Sean July 6, 2018

Gettysburg High School

A school with a lot of hot, rich, douchebags. All the girls act like sluts and are sex animals. A lot of the people there are ski/board posers who attempt to shred at ski liberty. Fights 24/7 and nicotine addiction everywhere

Person 1: what school has the same square footage as the girls body count?

Person 2: That’s Gettysburg High School that school is huge but the guys dicks and girls tits are bigger

Gettysburg High School by Biggleboggleswigigig August 20, 2019