Gearty

A lover of lactose

Weird Girl: The doctor told me I have an overload of calcium.*sobs* now I have to drink soda...but the bubbles hurt my tongue!
Girl 2: What a gearty...

by kellymadison December 19, 2010

Geartattack

Spilling/almost spilling a whole container of loose glitter while beating your face

Last night I was caking my face and I almost had a geartattack.

by TotallyTyiona January 23, 2018

Gearth

A celestial sized cock with a circumference equaling or exceeding the circumference of earth

Oh my god Becky, he had a Gearth! He snapped me like an elastic band.

by JCSuperStud September 19, 2020

Getatable

Someone whose approachable and easy and most likely DTF

Damn dude shes fine af! You think shes GETatABLE??

by Unbicable June 21, 2021

geoart

Geocaches Placed in a way That Makes Them Look Like Something

Yesterday i Was Finding The Geoart Geocaches

by Adventure Videos January 21, 2022

geartos

A swear

You mother geartos ing turd

by mr_twig3 February 9, 2022

Geartarded

The mental retardation of one’s children due to a lifetime of steroid (“gear”) abuse.

Based upon their mannerisms, Brian Shaw’s kids are completely geartarded.

by Truthness July 24, 2023