geschnortenblätten

Faux German for "Bless You" after a sneeze. Some of the humor derives from the ridiculous sound of the word to English ears, and also that it kind of sounds like a sneeze itself.

<friend sneezes>
"Geschnortenblätten! I hope you feel better soon."

by wordsmiggler January 13, 2019

Geschlechtsverkehr Machine

(Noun) A person who can get a lot of guys or women the funnier word for sex machine.
Geschlechtsverkehr = sex in german.
How to pronounce:
Gech-slechs-ver-ker

He is a geschlechtsverkehr machine.

by Uselessindividualontiktok March 29, 2020

Gecc

slang for any amphibian or reptile with legs that you find cute

omg, look at that Gecc

by Salt Water September 13, 2020

Gesicki

Word meaning the the best, the don of. The illest, or sickest of its kind. Stands out even as a needle in a haystack.

This shit here is Gesicki.
He the cleanest in the room he is so gesicki.

by 501tc December 9, 2020

geccer

A person who listens to a hyper-pop band called 100 gecs.

"Are you a geccer?" "Yes, I am. A full fletched geccer."

by Vr00mVr00m November 9, 2022

Geschwister Scholl Gymnasium

A horrible place full of suffering and pain

Chris: "Ey Jakob, tommorow is school in the Geschwister Scholl Gymnasium."
Jakob: "Really? That Geschwister Scholl Gymnasium sucks lol!"

by zeitzlebt January 26, 2023

My fellow Americans, I have not been entirely truthful with you. I did gigoogity that girl. I geschmoigiddied her geflavaty with my googus, and I am sorry

My fellow Americans, I have not been entirely truthful with you. I did creampie that girl. I impregnated her fetus with my sperm, and I am sorry.

Quagmire: My fellow Americans, I have not been entirely truthful with you. I did gigoogity that girl. I geschmoigiddied her geflavaty with my googus, and I am sorry.
Meg: What does that mean?
Peter: Shut up, Meg.
Stewie: Brian, what DOES this mean?
Brian: It means Quagmire was having sex with a pregnant woman and she made him come so hard he accidentally impregnated her fetus.
Lois: Uh, that's terrible!
Chris: That's not as bad as what the evil monkey does to me at night.

by iamawaitingdeath March 9, 2023