geriatrocity

The horror and shame of getting old; especially when approaching the age of gray hair and arthritis.

Yo dude, Darryl is turning 40 next year. That's what I call geriatrocity.

by shrimphead February 28, 2009

Gerrardo

A blatant display of mard-arsed cheating.

"Did you see Torres then? He ran into the box in the 90th minute and threw himself at the floor like he'd been shot"

"Well what do you expect? They are 1-0 down. An amazing display of Gerrardo from the lad"

by attackweasel January 6, 2010

Geriatric Thumper Dance

Reminiscent of Thumper the rabbit from the Bambi cartoon, it is the practice unique to elderly people in which they quickly tap their foot on the floor several times in rapid succession immediately prior to raising that leg off the floor so that they can quickly slide on that side of their underwear, pajamas, or pants before falling. Contradicting the apparent belief underlying this behavior, studies by gerontologists have concluded that the Geriatric Thumper Dance is mostly ineffective in preventing old folks from losing their balance.

Samantha: "Grandma, how long have you been lying on the floor this time?"

Grandma: "Sweetie, I'm so glad you came along when you did."

Samantha: "Please Grandma. No more Geriatric Thumper Dance, OK?

by Perv Johnson November 24, 2010

Gergato

A definition of Feeling like a sir, it comes from the old spanish word GATO which means Cat, and cats feel like a sir.

I've just bought my new jacket, Gergato 8-)

by Chuck norris 2nd December 6, 2012

Gerrald

a 50/50 angel and devil, a determined person at striving for his goals, he either takes things really seriously or he only wants to have fun. never get into an argument with him, you can never win, he is always 1 step ahead of you and thinks rationally. he never lets his emotions control him, an extremely fun guy to have around and a must have at parties. usually athletic kid in the class, and does well in school. he never lets set backs stop him, he always has his head in the game without fail. he doesnt really charm any girls but he is still attractive nonetheless.

is that the athletic kid from our class, gerrald? yes hes so cute! i heard he has a dark side too, he seems very chill to hang out with though

by supgerrald July 4, 2020

pulling a gerrit

when a guy is thrusted into a someone's boobs with so much intensity it is possible to bite it unintentionally.

"Bob totally pulled a Gerrit on Kenzie today!"

Guy walks in crying
Friend "Whats the matter?"
Guy "i was just pulling a Gerrit on Lared. i didn't mean to"
Friend "oh my gawd, im so sorry man!"
Guy " i know, man. i know."

by flats117 December 7, 2009

grrat

The onomatopoeia ending of Heaven and Hell by Ye (formerly kanye west)

Kanye: Grrat Grrat Grrat LET IT GRRAT

Random dude: not now Kanye this is my mothers funeral

by jackoncrack13 December 2, 2021