Gen Alpha

Dumbass bitches that are so fucking annoying and are a fury barking and meowing their way to heaven or hell. Their dumbass are so bad at their subjects that they fail every subject and suck dick and they are so bad at sex that i feel bad for the person who they our having sex with because i promise they bark while they are having a “fun” time.

Person 1 : What gen is that kid in?
Person 2 : I think he belongs in gen alpha look how he is fucking barking to his class
Person 1 : The fuck ur right

by fugj February 9, 2024

Gen Alpha

the generation of YouTube shorts kids, who watch things like skibidi toilet and say "GYAT" 24/7

mostly consists of 8 year olds who have the attention span of a dog / 4 - also known as an "ipad kid"

common personality traits include:
annoying as fuck
very slappable face
sing "Sticking Out Your Gyat For The Rizzler" way too much
laugh at literally anything
less than 4.5 feet tall

Gen Alpha kid: STICKING OUT YOUR GYAT FOR THE RIZZLER
Person above the age of 12: shut the fuck up
Gen Alpha kid: YOUR SO SKIBIDI

by hearttcringe November 16, 2023

gen alpha brain rot

basically, what happens if a kid from gen alpha said some stuff that is popular in 2023, mostly from either shittok (Tiktok) or youtube shit (YT shorts)

motherfucker: skibidi toilet ohio rizz!!!! youre so sigma!!
black men: what the fuck
motherfucker: holy shit!!! youre not sigma!?!??! youre so alpha male!!!
black men: wtf is this gen alpha brain rot 😭

by im only good good FUCK YOU NI- November 29, 2023

Gen Alpha

The new generation of young audiences, usually known to use informal language and abbreviations, such as: "LOL", "BTW", and "OMG", they are also known to use words that are considered to be inappropriate.

Gen Alpha is sus, like fr dude, they be using informal language more than this lighter can burn this fore-

by Gammer19H125 March 29, 2024

Gen Alpha

The new age of humans who are born from 2013 to current date and is famously known for watching ipads 24/7 everyday which is what we call ipad kids but they are also known for brainrot, brain rot is any media that has no meaning, looks like it was made for kids, and is stupid like skibidi toilet. Most people say that they have no meaning in life or they are the downfall to humanity, and they are so please stop this nonsense and start exterminating them(as a joke because if I meant that .... Welllllll)

Nah bro is that a gen Alpha kid?

Skibidi Ohio drizzler dun dun dun dun dun Baja !

Yeah, this new generation is not giving us a good future

Nether ender pearl, chicken trabaleho trabala!

by Badaboy88776@ April 25, 2025

Gen Alpha

The devil himself disguised as a generation. It indicates torture, sickness, and a reason to commit arson. They usually use the terms: "skibidi", "skibidi toilet", and much more I'd rather not think about. It's filled with 6th graders and 8th graders that should do something more useful in their ripe age of a tween or teen other that dedicate their life to saying COMPLETE gibberish. Meanwhile... there is a large chance that "Gen Alpha" isn't a generation– more of a disease that may or may not start another pandemic. So keep your brain safe and AVOID gen alpha. If one approaches you, get your pepper spray out immediately.

Dad: Hey, Hun? Y/N is acting strange... what's up with them?
Mom: Oh. They are now something called "Gen Alpha".
Y/N: SKIBIDI TOILET ON TOP
Dad: I can't believe this guy is my child

(I used they/them pronouns to make it less specific so don't send out homophobic slurs).

by st4rz_ December 15, 2023

Gen alpha

Gen alpha are not frickin imbeciles all the older generations just hate on the younger using stereotypes

Person 1: See the disgusting Skibidi Toilet Brainrot Gen Alpha over there?
Person 2: sybau, he is studying calculus and he can’t control his age

by 147852369/*-+.0 August 13, 2025