A geezer is a descriptive word in the UK which is used to define a mans characteristics. A geezer will be found usually out side a pub with a pint in his hand on match day. They commonly like football, scrapping, beer, tea, tits, and Barry white. Geezers often acknowledge other geezers by a greeting each other by saying geezer followed by a nod and a thumbs up.
Nigel: Alright geezer how much is a can of red stripe
Charles: For you nothing my friend because your a top geezer
Nigel: arr Cheers geeze *nod* *thumbs up*
Charles: *nod* *thumbs up*
Charles: For you nothing my friend because your a top geezer
Nigel: arr Cheers geeze *nod* *thumbs up*
Charles: *nod* *thumbs up*
by Sir. SpudLock March 7, 2015
Get the Geezer mug.Adjective - Not being able to care less in general or about a certain topic, job or situation. Not feeling interest in general. Could also be a type of mood. Often used when you have a certain responsibility that you should be devoted to, but instead have lost the will to give any concern for.
Usually occurs after repeated attempts to correct something or better a situation that one has ultimately decided cannot be corrected or made better as a result of bureaucratic involvement or an asshole boss.
Alcohol and drugs lead to an increased level of geeving.
When a person or group "geeve" more than hard, it is commonly referred to as "next-level geeving". For example, a person could geeve. A person would geeve more by "geeving hard" and lastly a person would geeve extraordinarily by "next-level geeving".
When a person is next-level geeving, they have either done something so lazy that words can barely describe it, or they are as useless as a non-working pen in the shape of a syringe in the middle of South Africa.
Usually occurs after repeated attempts to correct something or better a situation that one has ultimately decided cannot be corrected or made better as a result of bureaucratic involvement or an asshole boss.
Alcohol and drugs lead to an increased level of geeving.
When a person or group "geeve" more than hard, it is commonly referred to as "next-level geeving". For example, a person could geeve. A person would geeve more by "geeving hard" and lastly a person would geeve extraordinarily by "next-level geeving".
When a person is next-level geeving, they have either done something so lazy that words can barely describe it, or they are as useless as a non-working pen in the shape of a syringe in the middle of South Africa.
by FunnyMisty December 27, 2016
Get the Geeve mug.the act of using rhetorical devices while underlying the purposes of poop museums. This in context will exemplify all international studentes who do not understand the urban telephones. the cosmotology of geefers is related to the physical aspects of ronald regan. One may realize that geefers can be frozen for a better taste. its not what you want but what you earn!
by creamery July 28, 2007
Get the geefers mug.Bassist for the influencial metal group Black Sabbath. He was born Terence Michael Joseph Butler on July 17, 1949 in Aston, Birmingham, England. His nickname was from when he was a kid, he referred to everybody as "Geezer".
He formed a band with schoolmate, John Osbourne(Ozzy Osbourne), called Rare Breed. They brokeup for a time, then reunited with Tony Iommi and Bill Ward. Their original name was Polka Tulk, then Earth, and eventually, Black Sabbath. He played rhythm guitar in this time, but Iommi made it clear to him that he was going to be the only guitarist, so Butler switched to bass.
He is noted as one of the first bassists to you a Wah-wah Pedal, and one of the firsts to "de-tune" his bass (In order to match Iommi when he tuned to a C#). Both of these are used in many metal bands today.
He is currently in Heaven and Hell, with other former Black Sabbath members, Tony Iommi Ronnie James Dio, and Vinny Appice.
He formed a band with schoolmate, John Osbourne(Ozzy Osbourne), called Rare Breed. They brokeup for a time, then reunited with Tony Iommi and Bill Ward. Their original name was Polka Tulk, then Earth, and eventually, Black Sabbath. He played rhythm guitar in this time, but Iommi made it clear to him that he was going to be the only guitarist, so Butler switched to bass.
He is noted as one of the first bassists to you a Wah-wah Pedal, and one of the firsts to "de-tune" his bass (In order to match Iommi when he tuned to a C#). Both of these are used in many metal bands today.
He is currently in Heaven and Hell, with other former Black Sabbath members, Tony Iommi Ronnie James Dio, and Vinny Appice.
by TK9293 December 28, 2007
Get the Geezer Butler mug.by My Chemical Romance fan July 12, 2007
Get the geebear mug.Geezer is a word usually used by people with a cockney accent, an accent which originates in East London but is probably more commonly heard in Essex now as it has spread outside of London and become more common in other places. It means a man but can also refer to a certain type of man who is a bit dodgy or even mean a man you admire and respect, it's all about context. Nice one, geezer!
Alright, geezer? (How are you, friend?)
That geezer over there (that man over there)
He's a bit of a geezer (He's a bit of a shady character)
Nice one, geezer! (I appreciate that, my friend)
That geezer over there (that man over there)
He's a bit of a geezer (He's a bit of a shady character)
Nice one, geezer! (I appreciate that, my friend)
by London Geezer August 29, 2019
Get the Geezer mug.A woman who dates and or marries an older men. Usually for the security (financial or other) an older man can provide.
Yo....Donalds wife is a real geezer pleaser...she only loves him for his money.
Isn't that cute....Hilary really loves Eric...and I thought she was just being a geezer pleaser.
Isn't that cute....Hilary really loves Eric...and I thought she was just being a geezer pleaser.
by Mr. Crumby February 10, 2006
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