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A lord of gayness.
One who is extremely gay
Childish form of douchebag
Someone who is really lame
my neightbor jim is a gaylord; he called the police when we had our party because he wasnt invited
gaylord by hbfir April 22, 2006

Gaylord Spelunker

The ultimate insulting nickname for a straight guy who is a complete and total fag.
Darrell is being such a fag lately, he is a complete and total Gaylord Spelunker!
Gaylord Spelunker by JackTors April 25, 2019
'Gaybors' are neighbors who also happen to be in a homosexual relationship.
Very friendly same sex couples who live next to or near you
"Hey did you see the gaybors put their Christmas lights up yesterday?!"
"Yeah! John and Michael really did an amazing job this year!!"

"Were you kept up all night by the cocktail party going on at no. 12 as well?!?!"
"Yes! Our gaybors do love their karaoke!"

"Did you see the two women who moved in across the hall??"
"You mean our new gaybors? Yeah I spoke to them earlier!"
"We've got gaybors now?!"
"Yep! They were telling me about their civil partnership!"
Gaybors by Backspace1992 February 24, 2012

Cameron Gaylord 

A Person who is cooler than all around him. One who simply is better than all others. Lord of the fags.
Cameron Gaylord, oh how we worship you!!!

Gaylord Perry 

Hall of Fame baseball pitcher (inducted in 1991) who won 314 games and pitched for 8 teams, chiefly with the San Francisco Giants. He is best known for throwing spitballs, an illegal pitch doctored with foreign substances.
I reckon I tried everything on the old apple, but salt and pepper and chocolate sauce topping. - Gaylord Perry
Gaylord Perry by Jonah Falcon April 25, 2005
The ultimate insult, cannot be stopped by anything.

Or a city in Michigan

Or an unfortuanate surname
Bob:Fuck you, dickhead
Bill: Sure thing Gaylord
Bill and all other boys in sight: All hail the ruler of all gays
Gaylord by c+j in harmony December 9, 2008