gastronomical

Food that is so expensive that it makes you sick

'Man, those hipster burger prices are gastronomical. Whatever happened to a $2 cheeseburger?'

by SushiB March 9, 2013

gastronomy

the study of how long it takes to take a dump after eating at taco bell

the study of how loud you fart after eating at taco bell

the study of farting so loudly that you go flying in the air and crack windows, leaving large marks on an seismometer

jaden just took a huge gastronomy, must've been taco bell

by autistizar December 2, 2013

gashtronomical

adj. When a situation is absolutely and unthinkably bad in some way. Stemming from the words gash (meaning extremely sucky and astronomical (meaning very high in quanity).

matt: "The club will be shut after tonight and will not open for months..."
ollie ken: "This is gashtronomical!!"

by Olly J October 2, 2006

gastronomically hung over

A state of being: when you are so full from your last meal that you dont want, or cant even stomach, the next one.

If we do the buffet for lunch we'll be so gastronomically hung over we wont need to worry about supper.

by B-Flo January 3, 2009

gastrovore

Someone who loves food and isn't afraid to go off the eaten path to find unique new tastes and experiences.

An app to connect adventurous eaters to traditional and non-traditional purveyors of food and drink.

A talented home cook who sells their passion products to food lovers.

Ask Rebecca where to get the best pickles, she's an avid gastrovore.

by plutogroup January 22, 2016

gastronomic tallahassee hornswoggler

when you are big gassy and inflated and you release a hot steamy diareha onto your favorite furry femboy, and then you suck on their knot as they playdough in your mouth.

Dude I gave my friend a gastronomic tallahassee hornswoggler, there was shit all over the walls in the aftermath!

by truewilson45 October 17, 2025

gastronomical Geiger counter

Yer noisy "butt-crack" dat "cracklingly" detects whenever you've been in close proximity to baked beans or cabbage.

John claimed he hadn't had any beans for supper, but his loudly-registering gastronomical Geiger counter told a different story!

by QuacksO November 11, 2025